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�DOES YOUR MATTER LOSE ITS COHESION
(Sing to "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavor? By Lonnie Donegan)
Oh Pi times speed of light
Do I have me a plight
Jalapena, the question is a strainer
Is Heisenberg a fool
Or is it just a rule
That scattering your protons can be very very cruel
Does your matter lose its cohesion on the transport overnight
When you beam it to the surface does it still come out alright
When you're spinning thru the cosmos spitting atoms left and right
Does your matter lose its cohesion on the transport overnight
Captain Monty Scott
He'd beam up things alot
To rest he rided, til a Dyson sphere collided
But he had just the thing
A maintenance cycle ring
And after 80 years he got to hear the android sing
Does your matter lose its cohesion on the transport overnight
When you beam it to the surface does it still come out alright
Is suspended animation, just a technobabble blight
Does your matter lose its cohesion on the transport overnight
Oh whats like being drunk
A Lonely Earthman thunk
When up came the Vogons and the Betelgeusian said come
As his molecules were rent
One Mr Arthur Dent
Said I have just one question that the guide could not present
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"Is there anyplace in the Universe to get a good cup of tea?"
Does your matter lose its cohesion on the transport overnight
When you beam it to the surface does it still come out alright
Does complete disintegration make you quake and quail with fright- eek eek
Does your matter lose its cohesion on the transport overnight
On the transport over...
Boldly going forward where nobody's gone before
Next time I think I'll do it in a shuttle at Warp 4
On the transport over...
DON'T PANIC says the cover as they send me on my way
And thats the only useful thing this song has got to say
On the transport overnight