Trouble In Alpha Quadrant
(Sing to Trouble in River City from The Music Man)
Music: Meredith Wilson
(spoken)
A borg cube don�t you understand
Either you are closing your eyes to a situation
You do not wish to address
Or you are unaware of the caliber of disaster
Indicated by a borg cube in this quadrant

(sung)
We�ll we�ve got trouble my friends
Oh I say trouble right here in Alpha Quadrant
Sure I�m for cybernetics
Always been mighty proud
I�ve always been mighty proud to say it
I consider that devices like Geordi�s visor are golden
Helps us out in engineering
And first contact, and away team missions
Even try to find your way off a darkened planet when you can�t see infra red

But just as I say it takes judgement, care and humanity
To mix man with machine
I say that any drone
Can stick an inplant onto a human

And I call that hive
The first big step on the road to full assimilation
I say first
They take over one world
And then a whole sector

And the next thing you know
Your skin is white
And your arm�s a metal claw
And you�re listening to some big borg queen master
Saying all resistence is futile
Not just losing your home
But even your original identity
Like to see some giant borg ship heading for sector 00 1

Make your skin crawl well I should say
Now folks let me tell you what I mean
You�ve got 1,2,3,4,5,6 faces on a borg cube
Faces that mark the difference
Between victory and defeat
With a capital T and that Ryhmes with B and that stands for Borg

And all you worlds
I say all your worlds
I say all your worlds will be borgified
Borgified just like earth in First Contact

Resistance is Futile
Never mind getting Bases built
Or the treaty signed
Or the system charted
Never mind finding ways to bend the laws of physics

And thats trouble
Oh you got lots and lots of trouble
I�m thinking of humans and vulcans
Linked into one big common mind
And thats trouble
Folks right here in Alpha Quadrant
Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Borg


Now I know you folks all believe in the IDIC
I�m gonna be perfectly frank
Would you like to know happens to your mind
When you�re locked inside that cube
We�re talkin bout implants
Talkin bout methane
Talkin bout temperatures that�re hotter than Kronos
And always havin to address yourself in the third person plural

Then one day
You�re at your station
Ready to assimilate others
Cardassians and Jem Hadar
And Vorta with the founders
Who�ll all go back through the wormhole to

Invade the whole Gamma quadrant
In mass invasion
Friends the only good borg is a dead one

Trouble
(Oh we got trouble)
Right here in Alpha Quadrant
(Right here in Alpha Quadrant)
With a capital T and that rymes with B
And that stands for Borg
(That stands for Borg)

Oh we got trouble
(Oh we got trouble)
Right here in Alpha Quadrant
(Right here)
Remember Wolf 3 5 9, and that bastard Lore

(Oh yes the Borg are really trouble, trouble etc.)
Members of the Federation
Heed this warning before its too late
Watch for the first tell tale signs of assimilation
When you�ve destroyed a Borg sphere
Do the environmental conditions start to heat up?

Are you starting to have outposts destroyed?
Are your survivors having recurring flashbacks of borg life?
Are strange words starting to creep into your vocabulary?
Words like futile?
And collective?

Well then you�ve got trouble
(Oh we got trouble)
Right here in Alpha quadrant
(Right here is alpha quadrant)
With a capital T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Borg
(That stands for Borg)
Oh we got trouble
(Oh we got trouble)
Right here in Alpha Quadrant
(Right here)
Gotta find a way to stop them beaming us aboard

(Our systems planets gonna have trouble)

Oh we got trouble
We�ve got terrible terrible trouble
Remember every drone just cannot be ignored

Oh we got trouble trouble trouble
(Oh we got trouble here we got big big trouble)
With a capital T and that rhymes with B
And that stands for Borg
(That stands for Borg)