Be Undressed
(This song is inspired by Quills, and another movie about a young maid with a head for literature and a monster in the tower..)
Be undressed, be undressed
Welcome please remove your vest
I've been here so many years, and your my first full witted guest
Whips and chains Tilting racks, Would you kindly lose the slacks
There's no reason now to fear me, wait don't bring the hot wax near me
It'll scald it'll burn and soon it will be your turn
Its amazing what a homemade item can stress
So pardon my excitement lets begin your torment
Be undressed be undressed be undressed
Hindu texts, Spanish tea
I'm unorthodox you see
There are sixty known positions we'll be doing sixty three
Upside down, on the fleece Have you ever been to Greece?
While the French have promiscuity we sure lack in ingenuity
Horse and mare, dog and bitch every beast must get the switch
And the basest ones are those who dress to impress
Napolean's invasion yields new tools for penetration
When he's stressed, life's a mess. Give poor Josephine a rest
He's undressed, he's undressed, he's undressed
Life is never much fun when you're locked in an asylum
Only lunatics and priests to tell your tale
Oh the good old days when I was playful
Nobility and free not in this cell
10 years I must stew here
Not a prostitute to do here
Though my publisher says that I'm a mine of gold
Smuggling out my texts and inmate acting
You pop in to see me
Strip it off and lets get busy
We're undressed, we're undressed
All the flesh I have to press
You're a pretty fetching adult, won't you be my pleasure chest
Yes I'm worn, yes I'm old, but your backside won't be cold
So with no more hesitation, lets begin your degradation
Nipple clamps, anal toys, little girls and little boys
There's no fantasy or fetish I won't address
I swear you'll soon be hard for the Marquis De Sade
So be undressed, be undressed, oh your knees, won't you please undress.