It's Miss Towel
One SuperGirl has the power to save us all...
But first she must recognize her true calling as...
MISS TOWEL!!!
"Hey Earl, let's go huntin'. I gat me mah gun back from the guverment. Look, there's even a bard up there in tha sky. I'll git it!"
"Wait, Billy, no! That's no bird! It's Miss Towel!"
{Whaaaa the double introduction.}
It all started when she was just a babe. The Killer Braaacoli snuck into her town, reaking his vengeance everywhere. It was chaos! It was already ghastly for poor young Miss Towel, but the last straw came when the Killer Braaacoli stole her parents'..her parents'...
SHOES!!! Oh the horror!
She swore from that day on to avenge her parents' loss. {Very tastefully, of course.} She wanted to make sure that this never happened to anyone again! She roams the skies with her towel, seeking out the Killer Braaacoli and saving all those who have to face his fury.
Braaacoli beware... Miss Towel's in the air!