Bill is SATAN

THE DEVIL: Years of hard study and Concentration have gone into my campaign against Bill Gates. Finally, I've found the answer: If you take the name Gates and put the letters backwards and turn them into numbers, you get this: 19, 5, 20, 1, &7 Then if you subtract 4 from the 5 and add 7 to the 7, you get this: 19, 1, 20, 1, &14 Now turn the numbers back into letters and you get this: 19=S 1=A 20=T 1=A 14=N SATAN!!! Plus if you draw horns and a tail on a picture of him, he looks like Satan. Even more proof is that when I went to Hell, I saw Satan, He looked exactly like Bill Gates. Plus in the Simpsons episode "Bart gets hit by a car", Satan uses a Microsoft computer

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