FAQ for Jason Arthurs
By Jason "Kristen" Arthurs
FAQ
WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?
I'm stupid?!? What the fuck!?! No one told me I was stupid! This sucks! How come I'm passing my classes if I'm stupid? Crap! Being stupid sucks!
WHAT IS POO?
I refuse to answer that. You are an inteligent person. (Apparently, I'm stupid). You can figure it out. I mean you should know this by now. I'm a Poo. I'm a Kristen Poo
WHERE'S YOUR BOX THAT YOU LIVE IN?
FOR THE LAST F***ING TIME, I LIVE IN A BOX!! MY BOX IS ROUND!!! MY BOX HAS HOLES IN IT!!
YOU WERE MARRIED? TO WHO?
Ahh, the good old days back when my wife loved me. When Bill Gates wasn't born, when I was happy. When I set the world record for most idioms used in one minute. I llived like a king. We were happy.
ARE YOU GAY?
Hey!!! Who told you I was gay? I mean, NO! I AM NOT GAY!!! I'm a normal heterosexual chick-loving guy who's NOT GAY!! It's just that the chicks don't like me. If chicks did like me, I would be a more enthusiastic heterosexual, but since that's not the case, I'm just a heterosexual who is always rejected by chicks!
WHY ARE YOU SO WIERD?
Are you my psychiatrist? NO, you're not. I don't have to tell you jack about me. It just so happens that you are my psychiatrist, so I will tell you. I'm wierd because...
NO, REALLY, WHY ARE YOU SO WIERD? TELL ME!
I'm wierd because it says in the Bible in Deuteronomy chapter 34 verse 13, "And that thou mayest be odd and unapealing to women who shall bear your children. That thou may appear as odd to the sinners and the hypocrites. That thou may know the truth and the truth shall be misunderstood by the hypocrites. And the love of God is greater than the condemnation of others." And in Jehosephat 8:23, "The love of God is greater than any man's hate". And Jason 3:16, "That God so loved THE ENTIRE WORLD, that WHOSOEVER, no matter who they are, believeth in Him. Shall not fear the condemnation of others, but take joy in having everlasting life. For God sent His Son into the world not to condemn the world, but that through The Son, ALL may have eternal life" And Idiots 3:17 "Even wierd people are saved by the Grace of God. God's eternal love reigns over hate of the different."
ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN? IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN, WHY IS ALL THIS STUFF SO UN-CHRISTIAN?BR>
This site was intended for non-Christians to read. I am trying to make a point. That being a Christian doesn't mean you have to be a stuck-up uptight churchie. It's a stereotype that all Christians are goodie tooshooz. Christians never sin, Christians can't have fun, Christians can't cuss... BULLSHIT! God accepts me for who I am, not for me being a Christian.
I am a Christian. I am a very strong, believing Christian. I love and adore God. However, I also respect the beliefs of others. And I know that the last thing that non-Christians want to hear is me droning on and on and on about God. And since this site was intended for those who aren't Christians, I try to respect their opinion, but it doesn't mean that I am not going to tell them about God's love.
ARE YOU MY MOTHER?
I'm a guy. (Yes, I'm yo momma).
WAS THAT YOU WHO BROKE INTO MY HOUSE LAST WEEK?
No, Bill Gates did it via controlling your computer.
WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME/MY DAUGHTER?
Look, it's a crazy world we live in. Nowadays, not safe to shower in your front yard without people looking at you. People are sick!!! I don't know what you call stalking, but sir/ma'am, I'm not "stalking" you/your daughter. Bill Gates is via computer.
WHO'S BRI?
Bri is your momma.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
I like horror flicks, like "Night of the living Your Momma", and "The Bride of Your momma", and "The Girl that wouldn't stop flirting". I also like the movies "Pantsless Wonder: The PeeWee Herman Story" and "Barney The Dinosaur Gets Sued for Sexual Harassment".
CAN I STOP GOING TO SCHOOL?
Sure, why not? School is only for people who want to get a pointless education, stay in America for the rest of their lives, and go absolutely nowhere in life.
WHY DO YOU HATE BILL GATES?
Why do YOU hate Bill Gates? Why are YOU stalking ME? Where's YOUR box? Who's mother are YOU? Did YOU break into MY house last week? Why are YOU so wierd? Are YOU gay? Why are you so stupid? Who are YOU married to? Why is all the stuff in YOUR site so unchristian?
I HATE STUPID QUESTIONS!
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