Jack is drunk and disorderly. His favourite words are; 'feck'. 'arse', 'drink' and 'girls'. With all these great attributes, how could you not like Father Jack. Here is some multimedia and whatnots:
Feck! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!'
Ted: I think we'd all like to make a little sacrifice.
Jack: SACRIFICE? ARSE!
'Drink! Feck! Girls! Drink'
Jack: (after sobering up) YOU! YOU! YOU! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Ted: That's a spoon, Father.
Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Jack: FECK OFF CUP!!!!!!
'I'm a happy camper!'
'How did that gobshite get on the television?'
'That gobshite again! Is he never off the air?'
'FECKOFF!'
'THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!'
'A PAIR OF FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS!'
'ARSEBISCUITS'
'Nudey Father Jack!'
'Floor!... Gobshite!'
JACK: Nan!
TED: No. It's nun.
JACK: Nun! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Judging a wet T-shirt competition) 'More Water!'
(With other old priests) 'Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!'
'Feck.. Feck...Arse...Drink... Feck... Arse... Drink... Feck... Arse.'
'I love my brick!'
'Feckin' birds again!'
'Big Bras!'
'DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN' ISLAND!!!'
'GIRLS!'
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