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I met a widow, who lived with her step daughter. I married her. My father fell in love with the step daughter of my new wife and married her. My wife became the mother-in-law of my own father; my wife's step-daughter is my step-mother, and I am the step-father of my step-mother. My step-mother, who is the step-daughter of my wife, has a boy; he is my step-brother, because he is the son of my father and of my step-mother; but as he is the son of my wife's step-daughter, so is my wife the grandmother of the boy, and I am the grandfather of my step-brother. My wife also has a boy, my step-mother is therefore his step-sister and is also his grandmother, because he is also the child of her step-son; and my father is the brother-in-law of my son. My son is the grandson of my father. who is my grandfather?
- Is it you? That's wack.
11th Question: From someone in the guestbook:
when you deeleeete somethig form yuo computer, where it does go please? what is the speed of dark though eh? why doent glue stick to the inside of the bottle please? if its zero degrees todie and twice as cold tommorow, how cold it wll be pleases?
- Don't do drugs.
10th Question: From L. D. in the forum:
Are there any known BLACK FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.. IF SO PLEASE LIST THEM FOR ME... THANK YOU? - Well anyone could name many black characters played in popular movies, television shows or literature, the most famous being; Shaft, Mr. T, that guy from The Office, Token from South Park, Lenny from The Simpsons, Othello from Shakespears' 'Othello', Mammy from 'Gone with the Wind' etc. BUT if you mean any black character who is badly drawn and exists only on computers like I do, then there is only one guy I know of comes to mind, and his name is Frankie, pictured below:
'Ou est le chien dans le nuit? Pourquoi?' - Oui les chiens �taient ont laiss� dehors la nuit et comment je saurais qui c'�tait que les a laiss�es hors de votre chienne stupide. J'aime le g�teau!
8th Question: From Jimmy:
'What is the capital of Georgia?' - Tbilisi.
7th Question: From Matt::
'Can you explain why 0! equals 1?' - Why yes I can...
WARNING: The following answer contains maths!
Number: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6
Fractorial: 1 1 2 6 24 120 720
This question took some thought but I think I have a way of explaning this to you: If you don�t think of the fractorial of a number as being the original number multiplied by every counting number lower than itself, but instead as the quotient of the next numbers fractorial divided by that next number (eg 4! = 5!/5 = 24), then you will see that to get the fractorial of 0 you must simply divide 1 by 1, which equals, umm... 1. There you go. If you didn't follow that then on the table above, divide the bottom number by the one above it to get the prevous numbers fractorial. For 0 it's as easy as 1 over 1! Or should I say 1! over 1. Also if 0! did not equal 1 then many combinatoric and permutation equations would not work. So there.
6th Question: From Albert Einsteiner The Stoned:
'Well what is the gravitational ratio of the Earth and Pluto compared to the gravitational ratio of Mars and Saturn?'
Assuming you mean by this; 'What is the gravitational ratio between the Earth and Pluto compared to the gravitational ratio between Mars and Saturn?', I will now work this out:
Starting with this raw data:
Equatorial Surface Gravity in m/s^2: Earths = 9.78, Pluto = 0.40, Mars = 3.72, Saturn = 9.05
Using this data, if Earth = 1 ESG (m/s^2) then Pluto = 0.041. Thus the rato between the two is 1000:41.
If Mars = 1 ESG (m/s^2) then Saturn = 2.433. Thus the ratio between the two is 1000:2433.
If we compare the Earth / Pluto ratio: 1000:41 to the Mars / Saturn ratio 1000:2433 you will see that Earth's equatorial surface gravity is almost 10 times bigger (9.75) to Pluto than Saturn is to Mars. What a dumb question.
...'And does Sticky really exist?' - Yes, yes I do.
...'If one tree fell and no other trees were around to see it, has that tree really fallen?' - Yes because you just said it has fallen in your question, so by your reporting of it, the event itself must have happened.
5th Question: From Tttrtrt:
'How long is the logest penis NOSE in the world?' - The longest nose according to 'Guinness World Records 2003' belongs to Mehmet Ozyurek (Turkey) and is 8.8cm (3.46in) long measured from the bridge to the tip. There are accounts however that in the 1770's a Thomas Wedders (UK) had a nose measuring 19cm (7.7in) long. The longest recorded penis length when erect is 37cm (15in) from a Mr Long John Bigcock although it was surgically lengthened. The longest non-real penis measured 64cm (29in), and was in Tony's dreams.
4th Question: From Matt:
'Expand and simplify (X^2+1/X^2)^9 and find the constant term.' - I'm sorry, you did not word that in the form of a question.
3rd Question: From Captain Roy G. Biv:
'If the square root of a real root is inequity to X^2+X^8 divided [by] 4!.4!.5! and the answer is equal to the velocity [of] a secondary eathquake travelling through the [earths] core, then [what] is the relation to pie????.'
Well judging by your four questions marks you must be extra inqisitive. There is only one main problem with your question - WHAT THE HELL IS IT ABOUT?. Some other problems with it were:
1. There were many spelling mistake or mis-used words. I corrected them as best I could.
2. You cannot multiply 'inequity' mathematiclly. Although you could consider the fact you expect me to answer this as a multiplication of inequity.
3. Pie or pi? There is a big difference. Just for intrests sake, I will leave it 'as is' and assume you really do mean pie just to see what happens.
After acknoledging these facts I will now try to answer your question as best I can:
If the square root of a real root is inequity to X^2+X^8 divided by 4!.4!.5! and the answer equals the velocity of a secondary eathquake travelling through the earths core then the square root of a real root and inequity to X^2+X^8 divided by 4!.4!.5! both must equal 0 as the secondary transverse waves of an earthquake unlike the primary longitudal waves do not penetrate the earths core. The quesion has now been simplified to: What is the relation of 0 to an actual pie. This is easy. If you have 0 pieces of pie, then you are sad. So the answer to this question is that you are a sad person. I hope that helps.
2nd Question: From Adam:
'Why do you have no nuts? And I don't mean peanuts.' - Beacuse we ate all the cashews, pistatios, almonds, walnuts and chestnuts at christmas.
1st Question: From Mr & Mrs Hardware:
'Why are humans so short?' - Compared to what? Giraffes? Well they have bigger heyads than giraffes which weigh them down and also they don't need to eat leaves from tall trees like giraffes do.
'...and why are they so dumb?' - Cause they keep asking stupid questions.
'...and why are their eyes so small?' - Well that's obvious. To make glasses less expensive.
'...and who is the friendliest bear in town?' - I would go with Pooh, but I feel he's really hiding his true, less friendly character behind that honey addiction. So I'm gonna go wth Yogy for now. At least he's honest and doesn't have such a self depreciative name.
- Well thank you all for your thought-provoking questions. I hope you are now much more enlightened.
