My Biography

Teen Dabbler:

Hello, my name is Randall "Jesus" "Lavey" I was born in St.Stephen New Brunswick, Canada. I began listening to the magikal music band Marilyn Manson before the release of Ant-Christ Superstar late in 1995. The first song I ever heard from the band was "I put a spell on you" from thier 1995 release "smells like children". I was intrigued by the amazing voice the Reverend had and Twiggy's demonic bass playing. I was like "wow" I wanna grow up just like that. Later on in my life I was introduced to the occult by "peter Pan"  which is the most down to earth guy you will ever meet (name hidden to protect the guilty). It was in eighth grade and I was still a weak little boy. So one day while christmas shopping for my mother I took $10.00 that I took from her present money and bought the satanic bible.I deny to say anything about that other than I bought the bible. Then in febuary of 1997 I went to peter pan's house and we went out for the day. Stopping at Emma, a school close to his house we began to smoke some
weed and burn the playground eqipment. After hours of that we got bored and decided to go to Green Hills cemetary, where we smoked some more weed. We also had a girl with us who I had a crush on at the time, we can just call her peek-a-boo. Anyway we decided to go get some spray paint to paint a nearby bridge that had been vandalized by a bunch of homie G's. So we went to a nearby k-mart and bought red black and pink paint. On the way to the bridge as we were passing the graveyard again, it began to grow dark and it was raining.For some reason we just started painting symbols relating to the occult and anarchy on the tombstones. I then doodled a red pentafix on a statue of Jesus Christ and pissed on it. Pulling down the flag we began to paint on it, and then pulled it back up. To our surprise when we pulled the flag back up it was upside-down and we were pleased. We then left the cemetary and burned some GI-joes by the train trax and painted the bridge to our liking.
Following that we walked back to town and to the Ice Service Store and went back to Peter Pan's house and smoked some more, three days later I was arrested and spent almost three years on various forms of restriction.

Statistics

Birthdate: November 9th, 1983
Heath: Smoker, tattoo, peircings.
Sex: Male
Nicknames: Poopie and Asmodeous.

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