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DECONSTRUCTING MERR OLD FORUMS
MERR DECONSTRUCTED ARCHIVES
06-14-03 The Column Of Karma #2 05-20-03 DOOP SPEAK 03-04-03 The Column Of Karma #1
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2. Be weary of barbqued brain eating owls. 3. If someone asks you if you'd like a shiny pie, just pretend you know what they're talking about and graciously accept. 4. UPDATE! Someone actually knows who Jeffy is! 5. Occasionally, people will be duck taped to trees and will be pushed off of cliffs. It's usually at random, so there's no real way to prepare for it. 6. Contrary to popular belief, post whoring is NOT against the law. 7. Spiders are your friends. 8. Penguin bashing is considered a sport. 9. It's ok to drool over ficticious characters as long as you clean up your mess. 11. There was a #10, but it went and got itself knocked up and moved to Kentucky. 12. Lurkers will be picked up at random and dragged to the basement of the post whore palace to be thwacked many times over with a stick. 13. Crazy naked monkeys are allowed. Especially if they are keen on shaking their bum bums. 14. Post whoring is actually good for your heart and promotes a healthy lifestyle.* *This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Post whoring is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. 15. Treat emoticons with the same amount of respect and dignity as you would expect them to treat you. 16. Flamers will be taken out back to the alley of merr and will be severely beaten by ducks, dogs, owls, penguins, and various other woodland creatures. 17. Yellowstone will eventually blow up and you will die. 18. Nobody wants to know what kind of belly lint you are. 19. Somebody likes the color green. 20. Have you really read all of this bullshit? 21. If you answered yes to the question in #20, kick yourself. 22. #21 was the one who knocked #10 up. 23. Sarcasm is not a crime. 24. Chia hair is NOTHING to be ashamed of. 25. Stuff is gooooood. |
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