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| put simply, this movie fucking rocks. this movie is so good that it is almost half as good as army of darkness which is the greatest movie of all time. if you don't agree you can kiss my ass. first off it had manny makings of a great movie. among them are pirates, zombie pirates, and zombie pirate monkies. here's a rundown of the plot. kid steals stuff from other kid, grows up, gets attacked by zombie pirates, zombies kill a bunch of british dudes. the only thing that sucked was that the ending was stupid. rather than having the corny ending where the punk-ass british guy gets a change of heart and lets captin jack sparrow go, they should've had something cooler. here's my idea for the new ending. just before the kick ass pirate gets hung, a group of shinobi ninjas cuts off the head of the exicutioner and the stupid anoying british guy. then the head ninja chalenges the pirate to a duel. the energy from the battle causes everyone within a 20 mile radius to implode except for the fighting people and the group of inanimate looking ninjas who's only movement are the eyes followong the battle. suddenly a portal opens up and ash from evil dead 2 jumps through it. with one clean motion he cuts through the battling ninja and pirate with his chainsaw hand and shoots his shotgun once and the bullet goes through a whole line of ninjas. the rest of the ninjas attack to avenge the lead ninja but ash fires a energy blast that shatters the remaining ninjas bones. as the camera zooms in on ash he says "groovy" and then there are no credits because credits suck and are annoying. anyway, that is what i think of the movie and if you disagree you can just go fuck yourself. poon with a spoon out. |
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