kingdom hearts
at first glance this game looks like it totally blows.  but because of the gauranteed final fantasy cameos i couldn't resist getting this game. surprisingly, the battle system totally rocked and best of all, disney didn't make squaresoft get rid of any violence.  the plot wasn't bad either.  you're a kid whose world gets invaded and destroyed by monsters called heartless.  you end up traveling from world to world murdering the most famous disney bad guys.  after whopping malificent's ass from sleeping beauty, she literally ends up as a smear on the ground.  did someone say sweet?  i think so.  the best part about the game,though, was the fact that you get to fight hella people from final fantasy 7 and 8.  they even made the hardest boss sephiroth (the greatest videogame bad guy ever).  they made him so bad-ass that it took me days to beat.  the second you try to fight him he jumps forward and slices you in half.  the only thing that could have made this battle cooler would be if some ninjas showed up.  but that probably wouldn't fit.  oh well.
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this was probably the best decision that the game makers made.  they mixed the two coolest characters from ff7 (excluding sephiroth because he is globally cool) and created an even cooler dude.  the only problem with him was that right after you fight him, he gets crushed by cerberus.  the real cloud would have turned around and put the hurt down on that bitch(get it?  because cerberus is a dog...nevermind). 


anyway, play this game and while you are at it play final fantasy 7...but not final fantasy 8.  that one sucked.

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