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| a little while ago, i decided to rehash the past with a few atari 2600 games. and while surfing the rom sites searching for roms to download (of which i will delete within the designated 24 hour period *wink wink nudge nudge*) and i noticed a game that was the subject of an argument i had a little while ago. that game was custers revenge. i insisted to my frind that it did indeed exist. they assumed otherwise, for you see, the purpose of this game is to dodge a hail of arrows while making your way across the screen to rape an indian woman who is tied to a cactus. my friend thought a game like this couldn't possibly exist. Now i can say is "in your face my friend" because i have experienced this game firsthand and i can confidently say this game is a piece of shit. behold. | ||||||||||||
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| first of all, the purpose of the game in itself (in case you forgot it is that custer rises from the dead and rapes an indian woman tied to a cactus) is a sickening and horible idea. second, it is scary that the people psyco enogh to make the game are probably still alive becuase it was made in the 80's. lastly, i think there is a chance that this game might be remade with the wave of other sequels to old games that are coming out aka ninja gaiden and prince of persia. even worse would be if it was an online game. anyway, lets hope for the best (that they will round up every copy and bury it in a desert in new mexico with the 5 million et cartridges). also i'd like to point out that this is just proof that games weren't great until they started being made in japan. poonwithaspoon out |
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