preserved happiness
the first time i ever tasted this wonderous creation, it was like i had reached nirvana... actually i don't remember the fist time i ate "cup of noodles" but i assume that it was good.  very good.  these cups of bliss have become the staple food in my diet.  i have at least one a day which will probably lead to my untimely demise.  i have become so dependent on the noodles, that if i were to suddenly stop devouring them, i would go in to a mental stupor and stare in to space until a sufficient amount of noodlely goodness was put into my system via iv tube.  these things are so good, that if i had a choice between having the secret of imortality and a box of "cup of noodles" i would choose...the imortality.  i'm sorry, that was a bad example.  if i could have a steaming pile of dung or a box of "cup of noodles" i would choose the noodles.  there, that was a better example.  now don't let the picture fool you.  i hate shrimp with a passion and by the reflexive preoperty of equality (that is about the only thing i learned last year.  school finally paid off) i hate shrimp "cup of noodles" too.  the best stuff is the beef.  screw the rest of the flavors.  anyway, the reason i chose this picture was because it is the best tasting brand.  mucran ramen sucks.  there's a reason it's cheaper. oh!  that reminds me...ramen cups are cool because they are super cheap.  you can get a crate of them for like five bucks.  for a cheap person like me, that is a good price.

in conclusion, "cup of noodles" is the best food ever so buy a bunch of them and consume to no end.

poonwithaspoon out.
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