REJECTED
rarely do i bitch and moan about trivial thing like my friend mr. "i got a bad haircut so now i'm gonna kill myself lol OMFG" ...cough cough...jesse yang...cough cough....so this rant is a rarity.  today at school me and my friends were writing things to put in the bulletin for the anime club (which i happen to be the vice president of...like it matters...) and they were some of the funniest things i have ever read.  but unfortunately, a teacher has to authorize the anouncement before it is published.  so we asked our "sponsor" teacher who regetingly took on our club/cult.  he shamelessly rejected every single anouncement that we had come up with which to me is a sad sad thing.  before i get to the point, i would like to share a few.  just to give you the idea

week 1:  come to the anime club in room 110.  don't mess with us.  we are level 20 paladins.

week 2:  come to the anime club in room 110.  don't fuck with us.  we are level 27 now.

week 3:  come to the anime club in room 110.  it's the next best thing to having a girlfriend....wickky wickky

week 4:  come to the anime club at room 110.  guest speaker helen keller.

week 5:  come to the anime club at room 110.  street racers don't need women.  we are lonely.

week 6:  come to the anime club at room 110.  now 30% more ones and zeros.

week 7:  come to the anime club in room 110.  we believe there are 2 types of women. .jpeg and .gif.

week 8:  come to the anime club in room 110.  we put the lube in club.

now that wasn't so bad was it?  aside from the fact that the "sponsor" teacher could lose his job, i don't see why he wont let us put nerd jokes in the daily announcements.  anyway, here is my main point (strangely enough, it has almost nothing to do with the stuff above).  the fact that we have to have anything authorized by someone older is stupid, and here is why.  it is an accepted form of discrimination against the youth.  it is know as ageism and it must stop now.  because i am under 18 i am not even considered a person.  i have no rights, i am seen as a fool by generalizing age nazis, and to top it all off, it is totaly accepted.  i'm not saying that there aren't any moron children but i will say that they are fucking up my childhood years for me.  becase of those ass wipes, there are more restrictive laws on teenage driving despite the fact that some old guy plowed through a farmers market killing hell of people.  they should have competence tests with the drivers test because you never know when someone is going to be an idiot, old or young.  same with voting.  george bush is our president for christ sake!  this shows that adults can fuck shit up just as much as any kid can.  in short, ageism is just as wrong as any other form of discrimination.  someone has to put an end to it or the whole world will go to shit and then we will all die a gruesom and painful death.

poonwithaspoon out.
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