| Biographies |
| Gabby Messeder, Guitar & Vocals hello im gabby and i play rhythm and lead guitar, cuz its crap when u only do 1 of them. my favourite bands are pantera, rancid, distillers, iron maiden, down, judas priest, metallica, ac/dc,faith no more, extreme, jimi hendrix, bb king, joe satriani, stevie wonder, sepultura, soufly, black label society, black sabbath, slayer, steve vai, lynyrd skynard, sublime, slackers....... i used to be in from grace for about 5 minutes before they sold out, when it was ded rabbits and we played a legendary gig at the verge. my favourite drink is JD & coke, so if u see me at one of our gigs, buy me one! or lots of beer i was so upset when i heard about Dimebag, hes always been my favourite metal guitarist and a major influence on the band. me and jas used to sit and watch pantera dvds all day (art of shred live!!) that fuckin prick that shot him can fuckin rot in hell but i wish he hadnt been shot so we could all torture him by scratching his skin away very slowly with broken guitar strings and rip his eyeballs out with precision and ease. R.I.P. Dimebag you are missed. |
| Ballfire, Guitar & Vocals Here have a shot of PAIN mudda FUKKA, i'll shred u to hell and back. My favourite FUKKIN bands are S club junior, The beegees, Cheeky girls (touch MY bum), Baha men and that delightful sound that the ice cream van makes when it brings me my daily FUKKIN iced cream. I've got pubes made of FUKKIN steel and a FIST full of dirt, watch your back cuz ballfire my attack ow. FUCK. I own several pony's on pony island and there FUKKIN hardcore. I also have a 54 metre lond shlong, to get a bona i need stilts and i need to be put on a mudda FUKKIN drip, cuz i dont have enough ghetto blood OH YEAH, snoochuns. FUCK OFF x x x REST IN PEACE DIMEBAG, I'LL DRINK TO YOUR NAME FOR AS LONG AS I CAN IMAGINE!!! and longer. |
| Duck, Bass & Vocals Yea DUCK woop woop. This is duck from the band that are soon to be your favourite band ever, SNAKEBITE . I play bass and have been playing for coming up to a year, so be patient solos will follow. My philosophy for playin bass is make it as low and as loud as possible. My favourite band of all time is the almighty PANTERA (R.I.P. DIME) my other influences are: Black Sabbath, Kyuss, Black Label Society, Down, Slayer, White Zombie, Faith No More, Machine Head, Orange Goblin, Jamiroquai, QotSA (bring back nick Oliveri!), RHCP, Primus, Tomahawk etc. etc. So make sure u come to our gigs and show real metal aint dead and all this pussy emo shit is just a trend. Make sure your in the front bangin your head and buy us all drinks after and you'll be cool wiv snakebite. HEAVY METAL AINT DEAD ITS JUST BEEN WAITIN FOR SNAKEBITE TO ARRIVE!!!! |
| Dan Finniss, Drums & Vocals my name is dan and i have a very small willy and i like bumsex and whips and handcuffs ;) |
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