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56 -Tayshaun (prince) B+ Bret 57 � Wally (gay) D- Justin 58- Cuttino Mobely (sg) B Peter 59 � Josh Howard (gf) B Dave 60 � Andre Miller (chef) B+ Joe 61- Damon Stoudamire (pg) D Phil 62 � Antawn Jamison (sf) B- Will 63- Tyson Chandler (fc) A Me 64- PJ Brown (fc) B Ade 65 � Donyell Marshall (Lebron watcher) C- Elliot 66- Jamal Crawford (sg) F |
| Tayshaun is a steadily improving force. Unfortunately he has Bruce Bowen syndrome. He doesn�t take chances on defense, so even though he�s good at it, he won�t get 2 steals and 3 blocks a game. He does score more and more each season and it�s not like he�s never gonna get suspended for doing something stupid like�being Artest.
Before the season I thought Wally was going to be terrible. Awful. I mean, he�s always injured and when he was on the court last year he looked like he should be busted back to the Nicaraguan Special Olympics B-Team. Of course I was wrong and he�s more of a force than Yoda. What do you call his house? A Mobely Home. Man I�m funny. Yeah he�s a solid shooting guard and as crowded as the Clippers are for scoring, he�s a good pick. For some reason I like Josh Howard but not Iguodala. Yeah they�re very similar. Only concern was Dallas plethora of guards/sfs, which was solved by Christie getting gunned down in a deal gone wrong by members of an East Liberian child prostitution ring. Andre Miller�s a chef because of his amazing dishes. Get it? Like passing? He�s good and his crepes are divine. Memphis rotation + player I hate + inconsistent + can�t shoot + spinal column deterioration due to syphilis = Damon Stoudamire, the 4th best Stoudamire in the NBA. I know there are only 2 others, that�s the point. Speaking of players I don�t like, Jamison doesn�t defend, rebound or shoot well, but somehow manages to be a good player anyway. I�m sure that the Wizards will trade him for Darko Milcic or something, because really, what the hell are good players doing on our team. I actually really wanted Chandler, which may be the first time I�ve ever wanted a Bull and may be the last. Eddy Curry leaving = Tyson Chandler breaking out like Dominic Purcell. Or that�s what I thought anyway. Good shooter, consistent, playing center on a team suffering from a talent void. Thought this would be a good pick. Of course my faith was not exactly rewarded. Yeah, he�s not starting. Plus he�s ugly. When all the other kids were playing on the swings, he�d have to watch and then when his turn would finally come, all the kids would run and play on the slides instead. He�d show them one day, but his day never came, which is why he�s coming off the bench. As much as a relief it must have been when Allan Houston finally retired, Crawford�s a mediocre defender on a Larry Brown coached team, which means he�s gonna be in the dog house often enough to be develop a milkbone habit. |