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| You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. |
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| Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing. |
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| There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it. - Chinese Proverb. |
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| Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. |
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| Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. |
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| Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. |
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| The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. |
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| We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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