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| ADVICE FOR WOMEN | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. |
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| 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||