Welcome to the outdoor 'ed' room official site.
Here is another classroom at Waimea College. This was a fairly normal classroom untill our last teacher (Mr Barnes) left. Thats when it happened, the replacement arrived and it was:
Who is this DIRTY DICKER?
Dirty Dicker is a very strange little man that reminds me of some little impish guy off8:32 PM 8/28/2003 LOTR. He has been known to do some really reallyREALLY DODGY SHIT!!!
Here are some examples, we won't go into any details for the victims sake.
- The Helen Accident (tickle, tickle)
Take a look at what DODGY DICKER done just the other day in Outdoor Ed.
It was another Afternoon period of Outdoor Ed, and Dicker was on the prowl. We all sat down and wondered what sort of dodgy stuff Dicker was gonna do today.
Nick noticed i had the camera and gave me a weird look, so i snaped a shot.
Dicker started the lesson by writing down the names of boys he had raped and warned us if we were naughty he would add our name to the list.
Ivan rememberd the last time he was naughty and what Dicker done to him.
Heres a close up off that face, it almost looked like he enjoyed the last experienced.
Dicker continues by drawing a picture on the board of him at his other job.
Heres what he drew.
Ivan makes a joke with the group beside him about Dicker.
Mr Dicker hears it.
Ivan's gets a worried look on his face. He knows he hes been a bad boy and deserves punishment.
Mr Dicker heads over holding the leather wip.
That's when i relised nick was staring at me again.
I told him to stop staring unless he wanted a spanking from DIRTY DICKER and he stoped. (notice Matt and Tom in the Background - a little too close i think)
Dicker gives him a swiff warning and tell's Ivan next time he'll use the other end of the broom stick.
Mr Dicker continues.....
Then he decides to pick on the Exchange students.
Because they dont understand he draws a diagram for them.
Heres the diagram.
And then the slow learners let out a giggle.
And then they began to talk
Mr dicker was geting angry
But Tom and Matt didnt know when to stop.
This is when Mr Dicker got angry and I hid under the desk - I managed to get these shots.
And thats when he went to far and flopped it out.
Mr Dicker was heard yelling:
"Yeah you like that dont you Matt, In and Out of that Chin hole, yeeaaaaahhhh."
Before Ms Costan escorted Mr Dicker out of the Classroom.
- I'm Daniel Watson!!!
- Maybe in summer you just wear that chin stud MATT, (big evil Laugh)
- (dont know if this is correct spelling, - the asian guy) Now, How's your mum?
- Im quite dissapointed Astrid, You didn't call me last night.
- AND Generally being dodgy!!!
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