"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't
be long when $5000 will only buy a used one."
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quater
a pack is ridiculous."
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime
just to mail a letter?"
" The Government is wanting to get its hands on everything.
Pretty soon it's going to be impossible to run a family
business or farm."
"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would
someday cost 50 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving
the car in the garage."
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store."
"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it
impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will
be wearing their hair as long as the girls."
"Also, their music drives me wild. This 'Rock Around The Clock'
thing is nothing but racket."
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies anymore. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind'
it seems every movie has a 'hell' or 'damn' in it."
"Also, it won't be long until couples are sleeping in the same bed in
the movies. What is this world coming to?"
"Pretty soon you won't be able to buy a good 10 cent cigar."
"I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put
a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have
some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas."
"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for
$75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if
someday they'll be making more than the president."
"Do you suppose television will ever reach our part of the country?"
"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be
electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."
"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married
women are having to work to make ends meet."
"It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone
to watch their kids so they can both work."
"I'll tell you one thing. If my kid ever talks back to me, they won't be able
to sit down for a week."
"Did you know the new church in town is allowing women to wear pants
to their service?"
"Next thing you know is, the government will start paying us not to
grow crops."
"I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a
whole lot of foreign business."
"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we
are electing the best people to congress."
"Why in the world would you want to send your daughter to college.
Isn't she going to get married ? It would be different if
she could be a doctor or a lawyer."
"I just hate to see the young people smoking. As I tell my kids,
Don't take a cigarette from ANYONE. You never know
what might be in it."
"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously
doubt they will ever catch on."
"There is no sense going to St. Louis or Omaha anymore for a weekend.
It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."
"Anymore no one can afford to be sick, $35 a day in the hospital is
too rich for my blood."
"If a few idiots want to risk their necks flying across the country that's
fine, but nothing will ever replace trains."
"I don't know about you but if they raise the price of coffee to 15 cents,
I'll just have to drink mine at home."
"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it. I'll have my wife
learn to cut hair."
"We won't be going out much anymore. Our baby sitter informed us
she now wants 50 cents an hour. Kids think money grows on trees."
"Cars which dim their lights by sensors, automatic transmissions and who
know what else? Pretty soon they will have electric windows."