I believe that if anything is worth doing,
it would have been done already.
I shall never move quickly,
except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I will never rush into a job without a
lifetime of consideration.
I shall meet all of my deadlines directly
in proportion to the amount of bodily injury
I could expect to receive from missing them.
I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the
possibility for new technologies,
astounding dicoveries, and a reprieve from my
obligations.
I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
regardless of the amount of time given.
I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle,
though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course
I decide to change my mind.
I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step,
and / or write the first word, when I get around to it.
I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands
that the greater the task to be done, the more
insignificant the work that must be done prior
to beginning the greater task.
I know that the work cycle is not plan / finish,
but is wait / plan / plan.
I will never put off untill tomorrow,
what I can forget about forever.
I will become a member of ancient
Order of Two-Headed Turtles
( the Procrastinator's Society )
if they ever get it organized.
~Author Unknown~