you'll get over it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry;
he'll be a mile away ~ and barefoot.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried.
My idea of house work is to sweep the room
with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence suppports the notion
that life is serious.
It's easier to get forgiveness, than permission.
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls the
wrinkles out of my face.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably
need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.
A conscience is what hurts, when all your other parts
feel so good.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian,
anymore than going to a garage, makes you a mechanic.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.