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Just A Thought

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me
before we met.

O.K. so what's the speed of dark?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, your in the
wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just
don't have the film.

Shin:  a  device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever,  so far,  so good.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into engines.

When I'm not in my right mind,     my left mind gets
pretty crowded.

What happens if you get scared half to death,  twice?

I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that 
you tried.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private,  and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table,  the more of your body is
required to be on it.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal idea's from one person is plagiarism-- to steal
from many, is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
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