Download a piece of Web authoring software- 20 minutes.
Think about what you want to write on your Web page-
6 weeks.
Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it - 20 minutes.
Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site- about 1 minute.
Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like- 4 days.
Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails download it again- 25 minutes.
Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do- 15 minutes.
View the source of other's pages, steal some, change a few words here and there- 4 hours.
Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software- 1 minute.
Try to horizontally line up two related images- 6 hours.
Remove one of the images- 10 seconds.
Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone-
4 hours.
Download a counter from your ISP - 4 minutes.
Try to figure out why your counter reads " You are visitor number- 16.3E10" - 3 hours.
Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text- 8 hours.
Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP- 40 minutes.
Accidentally delete your complete web page-
1 second.
Recreate your web page- 2 days.
Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server- 3 weeks.
Call a patient friend to find out about FTP-
30 minutes.
Download FTP software- 10 minutes.
Call your friend again- 15 minutes.
Upload your web page to your ISP's server- 10 minutes.
Connect to your site on the web- 1 minute.
Repeat any and all of the previous steps- enternity.
