Your sweetie says,"lets go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey I can't do both."
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and your barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door nearest your car.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
When it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
When you are cautioned to slowdown by the doctor
instead of by the police.
"Getting a little action " means I don't need to take any
fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
And " All nighter" means not getting up to pee !!!!
~Author Unknown~