Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.
You start tilting your head to smile. : ) You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you landscape.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com You spend half of a plane trip, with your laptop in your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
Your first born is named dotcom. You wake up at 3a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.