My Kitten Willow
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
When you want to play,
They want to be alone.
When you want to be alone,
They want to play.
They expect you to cater
to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
...CONCLUSION...
They're tiny women,
In little fur coats.
WHAT IS A DOG
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the
most comfortable piece of furniture
in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening
half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the
same room.
They can look dumb and lovable
all at the same time.
They growl when they are happy.
When you want to play
they don't want to play.
When you want to be alone
they want to play.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with
their mouths and then try
to give you a kiss.
They go right for your crotch
as soon as they meet you.
...CONCLUSION...
They're tiny men,
In little fur coats.
