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BEARS AND GUITARS – I GOT IT WAY, WAY TOO LOUD

BEARS AND GUITARS – I GOT IT WAY, WAY TOO LOUD

(OR, IN SOME CASES, VERY VERY QUIET AND WITHOUT GUITARS)

14 Iced Bears, In The Beginning CD (Slumberland Records, P.O. Box 19029, Oakland, CA, 94619, www.dropbeat.com, info on band at www.althree.co.uk/misc/bears)

There was a time when it seemed all one needed to put out a good pop record was a wall of noise, some feedback, an obvious love of the Velvet Underground, a somewhat propulsive, bass-heavy groove and a certain romantic moroseness.

Of course, you only sold that vinyl to the person who ALSO thought that all you needed to put out a good pop record was…

Case in point. I had never heard of the 14 Iced Bears (I know it’s hard to believe – on which point, I am now putting them and Jules Shear and the Polar Bears on my apology list for omitting them from my Bear Band list – but I was trying to keep to three pages…), but I can hear what they heard. I detect the influence of and kinship with Primitives, Shop Assistants, Pastels, Mighty Lemon Drops, Chameleons, early Cure and so much more – common heroes for a lovely but sparse sound based around a desperate need for self-expression and the life-saving vigour (or immature-death-longing ennui, for that matter) of rock ‘n’ roll, postpunk style. I finally heard OF them because of a cover on an Aislers Set CD (who are on the label which issued this retrospective and pushed for it). It sounded intriguing – anyway, I just had to find out WHY that name (no reason given in the liner notes, darn it all!).

This collection gathers the British band’s three singles, plus some Peel sessions, live recordings and demos. Thrill to the moody but melodic vision of Robert Sekula, the vocalist/guitarist (he and Kevin Canham, guitarist, were the center of the project – the rest changed frequently). Don’t leave them Iced any longer…discover a band you never heard then and will wish that you had…

John Ashfield, Distance To Empty  CD (www.poppoprecords.com, www.johnashfieldmusic.com

Sometimes it’s a bad thing to make the same album over and over, or to pursue a certain sound/genre until it transforms into a dead horse that has been beaten once too often (I think I’ve lost control of this metaphor).  How many times after Avalon did Bryan Ferry pursue that same sonic profile, for example? (Hint: too many).

And then there are those occasions on which it is not.  Much like its predecessor, reviewed below, Distance to Empty specializes in three minute pop gems that scream of a legacy in, oh, The Partridge Family or The Free Design, though I can also hear Barenaked Ladies and any number of 70s power pop ensembles.

“Come Along” will make you want to write a rock song and sing along.  “Lenz” is bittersweet and will make you cry in tune.  Twelve other little gems accompany them, full of enough hooks to catch a Bear, er, fish.  As an old cub/bear, I remember this CD’s antecedents – but am grateful for the slightly lower sugar content on these extrapolations.  One must watch one’s sucrose, after all…

 

John Ashfield, Harmony Bunny CD (www.poppoprecords.com, www.johnashfieldmusic.com

 

A super-power-pop fest, as sweet and decorated as the bunny that graces the cover (which gets to be eaten by the big ol’ Bear who made this disc, lucky lapin!). I was pleased to discover that Chris Xefos helped John in the production of this disc (John plays the overwhelming majority of the instruments), as he is one of the first Bears I remember seeing in music (he was in King Missile), and is also in Moth Wranglers, another most favoured band.

It opens with "Why Not Smile?", a tribute to Joni Mitchell, thus hooking me right away (Canadian, don’t ya know?), urging her to smile more (though I submit that the fact that she has ‘smoked since she was nine years old’ means that she DOES have difficulty ‘doing the hard parts’). "Crush" has a Barenaked Ladies feel (oh, to feel the Barenaked Ladies – but I digress…). "I Don’t Know" is vaguely jazzy/Latin, with catchy guitar fills. "All Over You" opens with synth strings and piano, then guitar comes in, and it ultimately comes off as Depeche Mode or OMD covering a boy band (this is a compliment). "Dream 32" is jaunty, with an elegant piano and a most unusual time-signature (I still can’t quite figure out what it is).

As I said, powerpop supreme, and tasty as a chocolate rabbit (there is also an animated film on the disc, for those so inclined). Help John become the next Shoes or Marshall Crenshaw (then again, let’s go for the Barenaked Ladies again…they’re successful commercially too…  J ).

BEAR TRACKS 1, 2 AND 3 cd/cd/2xcd (Woobie Bear Music, www.woobiebearmusic.com, Studio 912, South 4th Street, Ironton, Ohio, 45638)

I must admit that I’m not much of a dancing bear (the requirement for a ring through the nose has always been a deterrent to me J).  However, these three volumes are full of mostly electronic/furry-leg-shaking tunes, done by the kind of stocky gents for whom I suspend my general suspicion of identity politics and say ‘Woof on, brothers!’

Because it’s not a genre about which I know much, I feel ill-prepared to comment on the dancier stuff, though I’m sure it’s wonderful (and MusicBear’s take on “If I Only Had A Brain” (2) is sheer ursine earworm bliss, while Leroy Lamb’s “What It Feels Like For A Bear” (2) is a belly-shaking pisstake on Madonna – as to the latter gentleman’s “Dominate Me”(3)…having seen him perform it, there ought to be laws against such a cubtease).  However, the rockier material, such as Elijah Black’s “We Roll” or “Is Anybody Listening” (both 3), not to mention Barnes’ “Loud Boy Radio” (3) and “If I Was Inside Out” (1), makes me grrr with pleasure, while the more song-oriented electronic stuff, such as (for two extremes) the dark industrialism of The Fundamentalists’ “WWJD?!?!” and the campy fun of “Hot Drunk Guys” by Kendall (both 3), get my deep-in-denial toes a-tappin’.  All three volumes are stuffed with bearish goodness, and even those of you who scream at the sight of a single chin-hair may be able to stomach the contents (by the way, yes, we DO bite, and we aren’t shy about doing it – but we bite nicely…).

Black Kali Ma, You Ride The Pony (I'll Be The Bunny) CD (www.alternativetentacles.com)

Gary Floyd, big ol' snugglebear of Dicks/Sister Double Happiness fame, is back with a new band and his most rocking material in a long time (he has done some work in a country-blues context recently - goodness knows he has a voice as big as all outdoors to do it with) (ed. note - saw him at the Folsom Street Fair in September, 2000, outdoors - sigh, and woof... :) ).

Some of the lyrics here reflect his interests and faith in mysticism - but not in a preachy or tiresome way. The music is pretty much straight-ahead Southern-flavoured boogie-rock, as befits a man originally from Texas.

Selections like 'Angel Face' (about how a culture of violence begets violence), 'Remain Awesome' (about masculinity and its insidious imposing of closetry) and 'Moving On' (among other things, about Matthew Shepard) are topical, while 'Evil Clowns' and 'Price We Pay' are more generally about the dehumanizing effects of a consumer society. Therefore, while the music allows you to boogie and mosh and jump up and down, the lyrics make you think - which is as it should be.

Rock on, Gary!

Flare, Bottom CD (Tamper Evident Productions, beata_virgo@usa.net):

Flare, on CD, is a project by LD Beghtol (vocals); Damian Costilla (guitars, tapes, etc.) and Ernest Adzentoivitch (bass, tapes, samples), with contributions from a drummer, keyboardist and string player. It's generally fairly dark stuff, though very pretty and eerie. Titles like "Last Call", "Celebrate The Misery", "Lack of Better" and "Tangle" (not to mention a cover of Moby's "When It's Cold I Like To Die") should be a hint as to the tone. Though it can be a bit too gloomy and slow, especially if you are sick when you listen to it, as I was, LD's languid, long vocal lines and Damian's wondrous guitar more than make up for it. Sadly, the band has lost Damian since this was recorded, but continues with some line-up changes.

Flare, Celebrate the Misery/Another Bridge  7"(www.motherwest.com, Mother West Records, 132 West 26th Street, NYC, 10001, USA)

The A-side is a stripping of a track from Flare's debut album, BOTTOM, with the credit going to Stephin Merritt of Magnetic Fields fame. His strategy seems to have been to peel away, or at least severely reduce, everything but the vocals, by the lovely, large, talented fellow LD Beghtol, and add sleigh bells, to result in what could be described as the dark-period Brian Wilson doing a single with Nico circa 1974. Way disturbing, but way beautiful too.

The B-side is an Everything But The Girl song with which I am not familiar, by the band's new lineup that features strings. I am reasonably certain that the original does not sound like this - but that's okay - it's better off this way...

Flare, Circa CD-EP (band at Box 1532, Madison Square Station, NYC, NY, 10010, beata_virgo@usa.net)

Flare has re-surfaced in another line-up!!

Like the first release, BOTTOM, this six-song EP is chiefly slow, gentle acoustic music, topped (no pun intended) by the touching, leisurely, precise vocals of the magnificent LD Beghtol (who also plays ukulele, percussion, guitar and keyboards here, unlike the first album where he 'just' sang).

He is joined by: Charles Newman (keyboards, co-producer); James Jacobs (cello); Jon De Rosa (guitar, banjo, voice); Mark Gunderman (violin), Joel Hirsch (percussion) and Miss Ida Pearle (violin). Most are bearded and biggish, with the probable exception of the latter. I could pretend this is irrelevant, but I am more shallow than that...

WOOF!!!

But seriously...of the six songs (Triumph of the Pig People, Circa, Measure of A Man, Item: June 16, Anywhere and Save Me, Save Me), none of them fails to have an interesting hook or line, with standouts for me being: "Item: June 16", with its nearly chanted monkish harmonies; "Anywhere" for its tinkling piano delicacy and high vocals; and, conversely, "Save Me, Save Me" for its rougher edges and lower voice.

You gotta love a guy who drags out Marxophones, stylophones and ukuleles and brings them back to respectability. :)

Flare, Definitive CD-EP (Mother West Records, 132 West 26th St., NY, NY, 10001, USA, www.motherwest.com, info@motherwest.com)

LD Beghtol (vocals/guitars/ukulele/keyboards/percussion) and his melancholy gang of pranksters (this time consisting of: Charles Newman on keyboards and percussion; Jon De Rosa on voice and electric guitar; and Mark Gunderman on violin, with guests including: John Wesley Harding, voice; Ernie Adzentoivich, contrabass; James Hirsch, cello; Joel Hirsch, drums; and Ida Pearle, violin) produce their little tribute to the Eighties maxi-single with this three-song offering (plus an uncredited bonus track that I am hardly going to ruin the surprise of by naming).

"Definitive", the main offering, is a lovely, romantic, swirling and downright Morrisseyesque epic (in fact, everyone’s favorite narcissist nancy is even mentioned in the lyrics), with delicately strummed guitar, slowly sawing cello and pizzicato violins, and the gorgeously sexy swooping vocals of the above-mentioned woofy wonder, its strangely effective percussion courtesy of "The Mighty Seeburg Select-A-Rhythm" (ah, the joy of preset drum patterns – this and Helen Love do wonderful things with such a limited palette…). It is also about unrequited love and longing, big Eighties themes, as typified by those oh-why-couldn’t-they-be-fags? bands in the Depeche Mode and Tears For Fears mode, though the final line throws a bit of irony and bitterness into the equation for good measure (I daren’t give it away, but a song that mourns that a boy cannot be "definitive" to his would-be fella could not conclude otherwise).

"Course" was originally available in some Italian magazine, and is also slow, string-laden and sad, and full of the smooth yet passionate vocals of L.D. It has a sort of Low quality, in that it is very laid-back, orchestral and quiet, but also disturbing and commanding. It also goes on at infinite length, my dear, but is well worth the linger.

"You’re The Only Star In My Blue Heaven" is recorded deliberately to sound like what the Gene Autry original doubtless approached – very wobbly, lo-fi and with maximum warble and vibrato on the voice. Being a fan of vintage cowboy/army ditties covered by large homosexuals (cf. "Soldier’s Sweetheart" by Tranquility Bass), I approve.

And then there’s the bonus track, but, even if you threaten NOT to torture me with a hot curling iron, I shan’t tell…but it’s purty…

Flare, Hung CD (Le Grand Magistery, PO Box 611, Bloomfield Hills, MI, 48303, USA; band at P.O. Box 1532, Madison Square Station, New York City, New York, 10010, flare@motherwest.com, www.motherwest.com/flare, www.magistery.com)



Flare is back with another album of lushly sung and orchestrated doom and depression!!

Though dear Mr. L.D. Beghtol, chief conceptualist/singer/ukulelist (word?)/etc., seems to think his work is very depressing, I find it strangely uplifting. Of course, Kafka and the Smiths have the same effect on me, so that may speak more to my pathology than to reality.

However, this record is definitely closer to rock than its predecessors, be they the full-length or the EPs, in that the material generally has a beat and an energy to the delivery often missing from what meant before (not that those works did not have a sense of rhythm or urgency - just a different kind...).

While it does begin with the chimes and murmur of 'All The Money's Gone', it then goes into the vaguely hopeful, or at least wistful, 'School of New York', launching a general theme of lust ("'Like' is a Very Strong Word"), desire (most of the tracks, really), melancholy ("If/Then", "Differently Othered") and anticipatory disillusionment ("Don't Like The Way We Live Now" (my personal favourite on the record), "Keep It To Yourself", "Once Borrowed") that runs through the release. Again, I don't find this a downer...though I do find it sad that a man as handsome as our beloved songwriter (there is a picture of him in the booklet that makes a largely married Bear such as myself consider adultery...) seems to be so crossed in love (though, as a good English major, I should separate the narrator and the author, should I not?). However, there's a little murder tossed in to leaven the darkness too (Incident at St. Anthony's Falls), so sublimation is in play. :)

All the elegant and longing vocals are supported by a bed of strings, percussion, eccentric keyboards and even some musical saws, making it a very enveloping listening experience. I suppose it would not be your thing if you find any emotion south of insane Up With Peopleism impossible to handle - but, then, I suppose you would probably not be reading this by now if that were the case, so you won't be catching that jab, will you?

This Flare burns bright, in short (I am somewhat surprised I have managed to review several releases by the band without resorting to that pun before now, actually...)!

Scott Free, Getting Off CD(Leather/Western Records, P.O. Box 11980, Chicago, IL., 60611, USA, mrscottfree@lycos.com, www.scottfree.net):

Yes, children - if you read the title first and then the artist's name, you get "getting off Scott Free". This is the lightest humour here, however, since it is a grim recording, if, ultimately, powerful and affecting.

Scott is responsible for the instruments, voices and production on this CD, and does everything with more than adequate skill. There is no jazz here, and the general sound is grungy rock/No Wave, but "Bad Dream" and "Prayer" have a bit more sublety to them.

Scott was a falsetto soprano in a gay choir at one point, or so his bio says, and I've been assured by him that he wasn't kidding; this CD contains no evidence for this in his gruff, howling vocals, except for the whispery quality of "Prayer".

There is, by the way, a stab at "Streets of Philadelphia" by that picket-line-crossing, friend-of-the-working-man singer Bruce Springsteen on here. I tell you this because you certainly wouldn't be able to tell without following along the track listings on the back of the CD; it is more a burial than a cover.

The track "We Chose This?" is a good set of arguments to present to those who would argue that homosexuality is a choice. The gist of the case is: would we opt to suffer so?

Of course, I would argue that the solution is in tireless fighting of homophobia, rather than going for the 'be nice to me - pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?' approach - but, let's face it, I get worn out some days too, and wish people would just leave us alone.

As I said, this CD is dark and harsh in its thrashy tempos, processed voice and justifiably pissed-off lyrics about religion, doctors, child molesters and AIDS (Mr. Free happens to have AIDS). It is also very real and compelling.

The packaging is great, featuring several glory holes from an art display by Mr. Free.

If you don't know what they are, go down to the washroom in your local police station and drill a small opening between two stalls, at just below waist level...though I suspect you'd already find them there...cops need love too. ;o)

Scott Free, The Living Dead CD (Leather/Western Records, POB 11980, Chicago, Illinois, 60611, USA, mrscottfree@lycos.com, www.scottfree.net):

In which the angry youngish man of 'Getting Off', his first CD, learns to keep worrying but love the hooks.

TUNES! CLEAR, SOMETIMES GORGEOUS VOCALS!! PIANOS AND SYNTHS AND PROGRAMMING!!! OH MY!!!!

While there ARE harsh numbers, like "Pride", "The Living Dead" and "Fight About It", they have much more subtle and textured approaches, and the pain of "Not Good Enough" (vaguely martial pop tune) or "Worthy" (piano bar jazz!) or "Meet You At The Church" (Morrissey meets Elvis Costello) is made more bearable (if you will) by their catchiness. Scott even has a guest musician or two this time to leaven it out, though the bigger production reveals he is a truly skilled multi-instrumentalist.

AIDS and homophobia remain his big subjects, for reasons both personal and political, and "Leather Ghosts", in particular, is an utterly heartbreaking and darkly funny disco dirge about both, but he makes them more approachable by being so attentive to a more inviting sound.

The cover this time around is "San Francisco", a Village People song he seems to have far more affection for than his deserved annihilation of "Streets of Philadelphia".

Oh - I'm thanked in the credits *blush*.

Scott Free, They Call Me Mr. Free CD(Leather/Western Records, P.O. Box 11980, Chicago, IL, 60611, USA, mrscottfree@lycos.com, www.scottfree.net)

Scott Free returns with his first album in five years, expanding on the themes and sounds of the last record, The Living Dead (1999), which was much poppier than the fierce Getting Off (1997).

The elements of more complex arrangements and hope that crept in between his first and second albums were occasioned by improvements in his health, I would speculate; in the case of this third album, the emergence of love and impending matrimony have doubtless contributed to its increased breadth and focused anger (I think it was Elvis Costello who said falling in love increases your determination to rail against evil and stupidity).

This explains why an album which includes such touching lyrics as are found in “Who Do I Thank?” also incorporates the appropriately biting “Ronald Reagan’s Funeral”and “Fair Trade”, and music which veers from the alternate history pop of “John Loved Paul” to the pounding “Gospel Singers” (right up there with Diamanda Galas’ “You Must Be Certain of the Devil” in terms of using the genre’s tools to expose its contradictions).  In terms of the middle ground, there are such tracks as the catchily rocking “Muffin Song” and the hopeful rap of “Another Day of the Cruelty”, while “Mouthful” and “Battle Hymn of the Intolerant” manage to muster a bitter chuckle or two in their brutal satire, and “Disco Divas” as well as “When Queers Become Rock Stars” and “The Emperor’s New Song” lay boots to some of the sad ironies and realities of the music industry.

For what amounts to a one-man recording, with some guest spots, it sounds quite organic and just polished enough to lure you in.

Fundamentalists, Exiles From Clubland  CD (self-released, www.soundclick.com/thefundamentalists, www.myspace.com/thefundamentalists)


These 40ish, Bear-like gentlemen specialize in electronic music with some crunchy, wheedling guitar thrown in.


Jim Marker (keyboards/vocals) and Chris Taylor  (guitars/keyboards/vocals), to my ear, produce catchy tunes that set my foot tapping, but, then, I don’t go out clubbing, so perhaps the observation from a drag queen made about their product as to how playing this sort of material would get them exiled from clubland may be accurate.


There are: hints of industrialism (in material like “wWjd?!?!” - the friendlier side of it – not the death shrieking of, oh, Throbbing Gristle at its most out there – more the vaguely warped pop sensibilities of “Something Came Over Me”, with a more lively beat and more enthusiastic, tuneful vocals); moments of chirpy melody/doomy lyrics that would do Depeche Mode or Book Of Love proud (“Dyin’ Day”); and even some love songs, with varying degrees of romanticism (“Touched By U” and “Lover 2 Lover”).


After 7 years of mp3s and the like, it was nice to actually have Fundamentalists in my hands.  Oh, wait – you’re twisting all my words…(but not by much).  38 minutes of toe-tapping electro-woof, in short. J



Don Harvey, Just having some good, clean, fun! CD (advance copy, contact DrDonaldMD@aol.com for more info)

This gentleman wrote to me after hearing some of my music on Bear Radio.  That he enjoyed my tunes should have been a warning sign – but I pressed on, sending him my material as per his request.

 
In return, he sent me HIS project in progress (as well as another CD to which he contributed).


This is a very entertaining and funny (in a good way) collection of rootsy, semi-acoustic, bluesy and countryish tunes, delivered in a voice remotely reminiscent of Allen Ginsberg (and, yes, this is a compliment) and performed with a very simple set-up of guitars, bass and pump organ into microphones and a digital eight-track recorder.
 
I was particularly taken with the sex-soaked sea shanty “Sailing To Constantinople”, the vaguely unplugged-Pansy-Division bar tale of “Cruising”, the extended metaphor of “Otter”, the sardonic ‘tude of “Leather Arm Band Song” and the down-home down-going blues of “I’m Just A Good Old Boy”.

On the less-queer tip, “Dear Peter” is an ode to a departed friend, Peter Laughner of early Pere Ubu fame, who tragically died young, another victim of the stupid better-to-burn-out myth.
  


All told, a rough diamond that doesn’t need much polishing.


 KENDALL, Rekindled CD (Woobie Bear Music, www.woobiebearmusic.com,  www.kendallshead.com)

This is a retrospective of Kendall’s work over the past nine years, which has ranged from rock-funk fusion a la Prince to delightfully cheesy pop-rap, mostly performed solely by the man himself.

After a few seconds of “Hot Drunk Guys” or “Booty Song” or “GI Barbie”, you will be his helpless music-love slave, though the whole collection has its delights and quirks and, yes, moments that may disturb you (art should provoke a reaction, after all).

Evidently, the man has recently managed to place a song with an established female dance artist, for which I can only say: ‘kudos!’ It would be nice to have a furry big fellow in the dance/rock genre who ISN’T Fred Durst (cute as that latter gentleman may be, his mouth cries out for duct tape).


LD & THE NEW CRITICISM, Tragic Realism CD (Darla Records, www.darla.com, www.thenewcriticism.com)

I must confess to a terrible sin (yes, yes, I know, book the booth for the whole year…moving on…).
I received this on October 24th, 2005, thanks to the kind generosity of the label, and intended to review it very shortly afterwards.


However, October 24th, 2005 also corresponds to the day I learned that a friend of mine had died the night before, and, having looked at the promotional material for this CD, and seeing it was largely about death, I just COULD NOT listen to it then.  My usual morbid sense of humour was in hiding, let us say. 
And then work got insanely busy, and I had to go to the wake for said friend, so many things conspired against my rapid critique and analysis of this little pop disc’s many (fatal) charms.


Now that my mother has emerged from the hospital (another period in which my tolerance for guffawing at potentially serious illness was low), I am ready to plunge into this release’s innards and examine its entrails for meaning (now, doesn’t THAT just sound WRONG!?).


Surface observations – packaging very cute, be it the jackelope on the front or the plastic-sealed segmented smiley-face on the back.  Very thoughtful for the lyric sheet to include both the keys and the BPMs of the songs (though I suspect some of the latter may be off a bit, since fairly slow songs seem to have a kick to them judging from the tempo markers).
  As usual, the lovely and talented Mr. L.D. Beghtol, on various strummy instruments, keyboards, vocals and percussion, has woofin’ style, be it his stripey jimmies or his little monocle, and the other band members are also very cute (I’m sure Miss Pinky Weitzman (strings) would be attractive to my heterosexually/bisexually afflicted male colleagues, and there are two other woofy bears in the lineup (Mr. Jim Andralis (accordion, whistle, vocals) and Mr. Douglas Quint (bassoon)), while Chuck Plummer (be still, my trollish heart (VERY still, since, according to my latest comminique with the auteur of this work, he is one of THOSE people...the stiff-wristed kind...) is a cubby guitarist/mandolinist/vocalist).  There are also special guests on other instruments, such as Jonathan Segel (from Camper Van Beethoven) on violin, Doug Hilsinger on banjo/electric guitar/pedal steel and Miss Shirley Simms on lead and backing vocals.


As to the songs themselves? Well, the Morrissey comparisons will be perpetuated by “Elegy To An Ex”, thanks to both its morbidly vengeful lyrics about a former beloved (actually, in the real world, it would seem to be about an ex-CELLIST, but the listener imposes his own interpretations, after all...) and the inclusion of the chant ‘bye, bye, baby, bye-bye’ (“Girlfriend In A Coma”, anyone?), but it has a lovely tune and a harsh beat that will both stick in your head.  Phil Spector (speaking of morbid aura of violence) would love the beat and piano figure of “Always The Last To Know”, though lyrics about subjective reality, Derrida and hagiography might put it outside the pale of his preferred subject matter.  “Apathy” is just mean, but crooned so sweetly.  “When We Dance At Joe Orton’s Wedding” – oh, what fag with a fatal taste for rough trade couldn’t love this number? “Burn Burn Burn In Hell” – have the Southern Baptists adopted this number into their hymn book yet?  On which subject, perhaps the life-at-any-cost Christian fundamentalists might want to lend an ear to “(If You Love Me, Baby) Pull the Plug”.


In terms of musical approach, these tunes are all very melodic and within pop parameters (tambourines, strings, big backing vocals).  The lyrics, of course, make these numbers radio poison – but maybe the radio SHOULD be poisoned.  However, compared to the dark and slow tendencies of Flare and Moth Wranglers (LD’s other projects of note), this is sheer joyful bliss (only one piece is in a minor key, and it’s only a minute long), so perhaps just the right sentimental video could get “If You Love Me Baby” all over folk or country channel programming. J


If you buy just one death-obsessed record of classic pop this year, make it this one, okay?

Moth Wranglers, Never Mind The Context CD (band c/o L.D. Beghtol, P.O. Box 1532, Madison Square Station, NYC 10010, www.mothwranglers.com; Magnetic Motorworks (label), P.O. Box 460816, San Francisco, CA, 94146-0816, USA, www.magneticmotorworks.com)

L.D. Beghtol and Chris Xefos put their beards together and came up with an eclectic masterwork.

With a veritable Who's Who of unknown superstars (Jonathan Segel and Victor Krummenacher of Camper Van Beethoven; Stephin Merritt and Claudia Gonson from Magnetic Fields; Ken Stringfellow of the Posies, etc.), the Bearsy Boys are sure to delight, challenge and confuse.

The CD opens with a disturbingly dark cover of the Carter Family's "I Never Will Marry", which is, of course, a gay song when sung by a fellow, even in the pretty, pure tones of Mr. L.D. For that matter, another cover, "Souvenir" by OMD, is made almost unbearably lovely by paring and slowing down the beat and rendering it nearly entirely with acoustic instruments. As to the end of the album, the rather morbid "Over and Out" provides some decidedly sick laughs and humour.

In between, there is: the jolly country of "Turnabout", concerning a British serial killer/cannibal; the various-guitar-noises dirge of "Six Page Letter"; the acoustic Nashville pop of "Miss Fire"; the languid, female-sung "Counts for Nothing"; the strangely campy oompah of "Figure Ground"; the downright sexy, stripped-down Latin/Tango of "Let Go, Let Me", vocalized by the dreamy Mr. Merritt; the close-to-poppy ballad of "Record"; and the intricate longing of "Yet Again".

Certainly a sad record – but a handsome one (despite the blasphemy against Beardom that is the centerfold of the CD booklet *grin *).

Moth Wranglers, Turnabout/New Mission Terrace No. 47 7" (Mother West Records, 132 W. 26th St., New York City, 10011, USA, band at mothlist-subscribe@mothwranglers.com , www.mothwranglers.com):

Chris Xefos from King Missile on accordion, guitar, percussion and vocals; LD Beghtol from Flare and Magnetic Fields on vocals. When two Bears meet, it is a humbling experience. The addition of bass and strings from two former Camper Van Beethoven fellows simply multiplies the 'stun' factor.

"Turnabout" has a lively country bounce with big backing vocals, rather sad lyrics and an accordion/violin dominance, sung by LD in his precise, broad, lovely tone. "New Mission Terrace No. 47" is a dark, brooding, Nico-like pulse, with a very long, droning intro of twanging guitars, keyboards and strings before an extremely processed vocal reminiscent of Michael Stipe channeling Robert Smith enters, also delivering morose words (though the abrupt shift to a jaunty waltz and higher vocals at the end was a delightful surprise).

MusicBear, Buddy  CD (Ski Hill Records, contact info as below)

I first encountered MusicBear on a self titled CD a few years back, on which he did sensitive folky stuff. Then he found his inner dancin' bear, which I briefly found disconcerting (though I absolutely ADORED his song 'Teddy Bear' - well, I would, wouldn't I? :) ), because of my deep prejudice against disco (which I am trying to overcome, if only because one of my close associates is a disco fiend/scholar whose passion impresses me).

This, however, is one fun record, if only for its covers of “If I Only Had A Brain/Heart/Nerve” (I'd forgotten it said 'and then I'd woof some more'!) and a song I did not know but want to find, “It's Only A Wee Wee”, by Peter Alsop. I could have done without “Any Dream Will Do” - I mean, I can appreciate a showtune (yes, take my Bear card away...), but I draw the line at Webber. :)

However, the reworking of his earlier “Music Makes A Man of Me” as a rhumba still sends shivers down my spine in the new version, and “Daddy and the Coach” (which is really about a boy encountering homophobia - the sick side of me hoped it was about a Daddy and a Coach in another context, but, hey! you can't have everything...) is too close to home, but still touching. His vocals make even the most perky dance floor number distinctive. In short, two woofs up in a polyester suit with wide lapels, and a paw up in the air aiming at the disco ball...)

Musicbear, S/T CD (Ski Hill Records c/o Ray "MusicBear" Baker, 4 Ski Hill Road, Ogden Dunes, IN, 46368-8719, USA, Musicbear@comcast.net. www.musicbear.net):

A Bear after my own heart - that is, if the Otter currently occupying it were to move on (I certainly won't be kicking him out).

This CD is full of sweet, gentle songs, sung in Ray's (aka MusicBear) lovely, silky voice, mostly accompanied by guitar, with occasional strings and mandolin tossed in (the one song, "Mantronic", with a 'rock' backing doesn't work well to my ear - though the gently swaggering 'Red Hot Fire', an ode to a drag queen, is very bluesy and sexy).

Song after song, beginning with "Music Makes A Man of Me" (I can relate, brother Bear), tugs at the heart - particularly numbers like 'The Magic Isn't There' or 'Dream On'.

It is NOT a uniformly sad collection, but it is certainly pensive and emotional - this is not the work of some butch ol' Bear trying to be 'hard' (emotionally - out of the gutter, okay? - the rats need the space :) ).

For those romantic moments - which is why I'm glad my Otter will be back home from San Francisco soon... there is much snuggling to be done...

Andy Northrup, Cardboard Logic  CD  (R New House up North Publishing, 11421-91 St., Edmonton, Alberta, T5B 4A6, CANADA, upnorthr@shaw.ca. www.anorthrup.com)

On this, the follow up to Slow Burn Avenue (2001), Andy Northrup goes for slightly more ambitious arrangements, but without losing the rootsy qualities that make his music compelling (that little twang, the subtle touch of vibrato to his voice, and, well, his downright woofiness (actually, his bass player and drummer also register high on the Bear-o-meter, though I suspect Ed Garrick, the bass player, would prefer that his wife not hear that, and I don’t know how Gordon Marshall, the drummer, swings his sticks…).

“Sometimes” (both in the original version and the slower take that is the CD bonus track) has a nice pop-folk chime to its existential day-by-day-romance tale, while “These Hands” starts simple and gentle and opens out to a complex web of harmonies and (I presume) electronic orchestral touches in its accounting of the life of a man in crisis.  “It Ain’t Easy” and “Only Trying to Understand” are the topical numbers at hand, addressing homophobia and terrorism without being heavy-handed diatribes.  In fact, his subtlety is one of Andy’s best traits as a writer – while I agree with Stevie Wonder that “Apartheid Is Wrong” and with Billy Bragg that “There Is Power In A Union”, the most effective art shows rather than tells. 

To my mind, one of the most interesting things about this CD is that the songs date from 1998 to 2004 – a sign that he thinks about his material and crafts it carefully (though also an indication of his busy life in theatre and film as well, and the fact that independent artists often DO have to think in the long term, for economic reasons…).

Andy Northrup, Slow Burn Avenue CD (R New House Up North Publishing, 11421-91 St., Edmonton, Alberta, T5B 4A6, CANADA, upnorthr@shaw.ca , www.anorthrup.com )

This is my cue to say that the fact that this fellow is gay, Bear-identified, Canadian and possessed of a country-tinged voice (maybe it’s an Alberta thing) on the low end of the scale had nothing to do with my liking the CD; however, as anyone who has had the misfortune to do drama with me knows, I’m clumsy at hitting my marks. Therefore…*WOOF, EH*!

That being said, I will say I can see no reason a straight could not appreciate him (some of my female co-workers do J ), and that only three of the eleven songs reference queerness in any specific way, and, since one of those is through my filters/reading, you may disagree.

Things kick off nicely with the catchy guitar riff and rolling drums of "One Another", a stirring song about camaraderie, friendship and the bond between folks. The title track follows, with its moving meditation on self-destruction/self-directed aggression, fueled by moving harmonies and elegant yet subtle piano fills. ‘Leave It Behind" has a lovely slide guitar part and vocal gymnastics, but I couldn’t see the "you" in the song clearly – possibly because I’ve never had a relationship break up (yet). "Being The Joke" has neat minor harmonies and a dubby bass part, which is not all that surprising, as the bass player on the record arranged the track, not to mention a stinging guitar solo which balances between blues and jazz – this would be the track I am reading as queer, but it could apply to other outsiders as well. Both lyrically and musically, "Normal" sounds like one of Elvis Costello’s countryish numbers. "Conspiracy" is the most "gay" song, and had me laughing out loud (while I’ve never thought the mothership was coming to get me (I remember wishing I was a changeling, though), I do think it’s funny to infiltrate and destroy, such as the time at the bar I used to work for that I told a bunch of guys who were ragging someone for drinking light/’fag’ beer that, actually, gays drink pretty much the same brands they do…).

A very tasty, folky, rocking record, and I hope to hear more from this fellow as time goes on.

Rothko.Blk w/Bear, Wish For A World Without Hurt  CD (Trace Recordings, http://members.iglou.com/artbear/blkwbear.html)

This album was inspired, if such can be said, by the tragic events of September 11, 2001, especially the somber title track (darkly romantic piano chords periodically interrupted by washes of noise). It is in a glitchy style, with distorted sounds, crackles, turntable manipulation (that may or may not be created using real turntables - it's hard to tell) and electronic elements. It's certainly not technopop or aggressive dancefloor grooves - it is highly ambient (a largely useless word, as, I mean, if you played Einsturzende Neubauten in a machine shop, it would be ambient, because the noise of metal and saws would fit in...but, as it has come to mean somewhat unobtrusive and enveloping, I am using the term in that context...) and gentle, though not soothing, given its origins. Still, an accomplished and moving piece...I found the title track caused me to tear up when I first listened to it, I am not ashamed to admit...

Graham Start, Mental Expeditions CD (downloadable at  http://www.yousendit.com/login.php?es=128&rcpt=&ufid=45DCAAF160670699)

I confess to knowing the artiste, and that I have been, along with various other breathless Bears, been hearing snippets of this Toronto gentleman’s work for years now, eagerly anticipating the finishing of the album.

And now it’s here.  Well, wasn’t that disappointing!?

Oh, I’m KIDDING.  In the words of difficult-to-listen-to electronic pioneers Silver Apples: ‘oscillations – oscillations –electronic evocations’.  There are ping-pongy bass lines, stringy patches, catchy percolating riffs, some dark atonal/musique concrete moments worthy of Miss Wendy Carlos and the obligatory groove-thing beats (though nothing is quite so crass as, oh, the dance remix of Celine Dion’s Unison (yes, Graham, you may beat me for referring to that now!)).  Mind-expanding stuff which is well summed up in the title – and the cover photos are breathtaking too.

 

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