TIM’S JUVENILIA (YES, REDUNDANT, I KNOW) – ca. 1977-1979
GEOGRAPHY CATASTROPHE

Saskatchewan and Taiwan
Sound very much the same
But I can’t remember where they are
By similarities in name!
Russia and Prussia sound the same.
The differences aren’t very far.
But just because they sound the name,
Doesn’t mean I know where they are!
Messapotamia and Babylonia
Are ancient territories
But I can’t remember if they’re real
Or just ancient stories!!!
Liberia and Siberia
Have sounds that are synonymous
But, as far as I’m concerned,
Their locations are anonymous.
I’m terrible in geography.
I’m a real catastrophe.
I don’t know gravity from ground,
But I do know the world is round!!!
Squirm, worm!

Squirm, worm.
Get to your hole.
Or you’ll be worm soup
In a spider’s soup bowl!
He’ll ensnare you in silken webs,
And he’ll bring you to his lair,
And you won’t have much of a chance
If he even gets you up there!
So get into your hole
And lock it up tight
And stay down there ‘til he gives up…
If…it…takes…all…night!

This spider’s very clever.
He’s ate many other worms.
But he’s never seen a worm like you
That twists, wiggles and squirms.
I’m sure you’ll live another winter
If the safest route you pick
But if you go out and there he is
Then get right back in and quick!
THE COBRA

Oh, gilded green one, eyes of red,
Is it true, as often said,
That if a bird was to see your eyes,
He would be hypnotized?
Mortal being, legs of two,
Your story, it is true.
Mortal, look into my eyes.
I feel hunger start to rise.
Oh, evil cobra, heartless one,
You are the cruelest, under the sun.
I will not look at you,
Or I would be drawn, like paper to glue.
Oh, bipedal fool, your fate it is sealed…
For I am Satan, congealed.
I have ate men twice your size.
Ah, I’ve tricked you! You’ve glanced at my eyes!
THE ARROW

I stood upon the field,
Wind lancing through my chestnut hair,
And through dawn’s shine, I saw a bird
On a branch in the November air.
I fit an arrow to my bow –
An evil thought I had –
And no-one was there to stop me
When I stood in the field as a lad.
A stirring of the good within,
Rose and spake me "nay",
But whether I heard its venerable voice,
That I cannot say.

The feather from my fingers slipped –
I thought the bird was dead –
Swift and steady, the arrow flew!
But, through a miracle, just grazed its head.
SEASONS

The summer’s slowly waning –
The sun’s gone sooner from the sky –
And I watch the waning summer
With a tear in my eye.

Then comes mighty winter
When the north wind blows.
Swirling, twirling, curling,
Come the winter snows.

Then comes quiet spring,
When birds come from the south
And exclamations of joy
Fly from every mouth.

Summer comes on gossamer wings
And spreads its joyous sun
And winter days are soon forgotten
By every beast and man.

Then autumn comes
When leaves change clothes
And the mighty north wind
Lightly, but still, blows.