Here are a few K/S limericks I wrote which relate directly to the Pon
Farr question.  These can also be found on my web site: http://www.allyourtrekarebelongto.us


Timing Is Everything 

"Mr. Spock is a sexpot!" Kirk thought
And he wanted to fuck Spock, a lot!
But Spock wasn't buyin'.
But Kirk, who kept tryin'
Got struck when the Vulcan was hot. 


Poor T'Pring! 

There once was a gal named T'Pring
Who was to wear Spock's wedding ring
But when he got the fever
He picked up to leave her
'Cause he and Kirk started a T'hing. 


That Slippery Slope 

1) Spock felt the old fire in his blood...
2) Kirk hated to lose his best bud...
3) There was this big fight...
4) Someone doused the light...
5) Kirk learned that Spock's really a stud! 


SVM, Seeks Someone With Pulse 

Mr. Spock thought his Captain was dead
And his heart was as heavy as lead
But with Jimmy revived
His lust came alive
And his prick became leaden instead! 


So Horny, The Crack Of Dawn Looked Good 

When Spock was as cool as a stone
It was easy to leave Kirk alone
When touched by the fire
He then felt desire
And joyfully threw Jim a bone. 


How It Began 

Spock and Kirk, in a Vulcan mind meld,
Revealed secret passions they held
Spock's hot thoughts of sodomy
Make Kirk feel all "bottomy"
And that's how that silly mess jelled. 


Congratulations: Another Son 

Spock's mother Amanda saw red,
When she caught her boy giving Kirk head.
Spock told her to chill:
Sucking cock filled the bill,
And he'd rather be Gay than be dead. 


Tying Up Loose Ends 

They didn't mind his and Spock's little quirk,
But the Vulcans had questions for Captain Kirk:
"Now you're mated for life
Which of you is the wife?"
(They just needed to finish some paperwork)