Two hard-rockin' post-Ponfarr K/S FILKS
By Laura Goodwin
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Title: "My Best Friend Was My Enemy"
Summary: Spock, raving to/about Kirk post-Ponfarr...To the tune of 
Lit's
"My Own Worst Enemy"

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Pon Farr's a thing that happens to me most infrequently:
This isn't just one night stand.
I know you've had the yen to get some time alone with me...
Don't tell me!

Don't tell me!  I...can see we have our clothes off, and yeah,
There's cum stains on the ceiling...
My dick has been sucked pruney... uh huh,
And you're...here.  Ohh...!

That's typical! It's just the way you always want to be.
Your pants around your ankles, man!
You will not weasel out of this one very easily...
I'm Vulcan!

~We're married~ You... have really grabbed the brass ring!
There's cum stains on the ceiling...
My dick has been sucked pruney...oh yeah,
And you're...here.  Ohh...!

What a surprise for me: my best friend was my enemy...
Next thing I know he's fucked the ever-lovin' shit out of me!
Pon Farr's a thing that happens to me most infrequently...
And now, you slut, you're stuck with me!

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Title: "Thumper"
Summary: Jim to Spock, post-Ponfarr...To the tune of Third Eye Blind's
"Jumper"

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I wish you would think this problem through my friend...
Why not cut through all the bullshit we are standing in?
If it makes you feel better, beat me up again!
Hey, I understand! (Hey, I understand...)

The fever hit, you were in a rush...
You felt the need to get some Vulcan bush.
No one's blaming you...
Your brains were cooked, you missed the mark
You grabbed my ass as a fucking lark
And I grabbed you too!
Nobody is going to fucking blame *you*, for this...
And I know just why you're pissed!

I wish you would think this problem through my friend...
Why not cut through all the bullshit we are standing in?
If it makes you feel better, beat me up again!
Hey, I understand! (Hey, I understand...)

I'm the Captain here, and this is my show
If anything goes on here I'm supposed to know.
It was my call...
You're a lonely guy, well, I'm lonely too
I'm experienced, and knew what to do...
It's balls to the wall!
I always had the red hots for a Vulcan
Who's a mean, sadistic man!

I wish you would think this problem through my friend...
(Hey!  I understand!)
I wish you would think this problem through my friend...
(Hey! I understand!)
If it makes you feel better, beat me up again!
Hey, I understand!
Hey, I understand!
Hey, I understand!