Title: 1-900-PON-FARR
Author: Saavant
Contact: saavaant @ yahoo.com
Series: OCC
Rating: PG-13
Codes: ?
Part: 1/1
Summary: Miss TīRight has a mate for you.
Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom owns 'em. I don't, and I can't profit monetarily from writing about them.
Archive: Anywhere, long as you let me know
Note: This is the ad that inspired Salatrelīs hilarious story "The Phone Call" (which I cannot find anywhere!) It has been adjusted to be a drabble, so it can go in the "Stories Written or Revised for this Fest" section.
Feeling that septennial urge again?
Losing your logic?
Your wife 60,000 lightyears away and that sexy Borg still disproving the theory that resistance is futile?
Donīt worry, you can still live long and prosper!
Call Miss TīRightīs Mating Service at 1-900-PON-FARR!
Access to infinitely diverse partners to suit any preference (not that you have many preferences that matter to you at this point)! Deltans, Orions, Andorians... we can even pair you up with another desperate Vulcan who has called 1-900-PON-FARR!
Remember, thatīs 1-900-PON-FARR (for those real emergencies, try 1-900-PLA-KTOW).
Hope to hear from you soon at Miss TīRightīs Mating Service!