Pairing: Ian Mckellen/Patrick Stewart
Rating: PG-13
�Where are we?� Patrick husked dreamily. Raising his ass from where it rested on the bare floor, Ian untwisted his costume with a grunt.
�Don�t go senile on me.� Patrick lifted his head and placed a hand on Ian�s chest, pushing the man further into the wall. His mischievous grin was barely visible in the dim light, but Ian�s shrewd blue eyes were by then well adjusted to the dark.
�I nicked a key to get us into this broom closet so that we could make cramped, feverish love between shots and you have the cheek to call me senile?�