I've never understood
Thievery before�
Not the
Les Miserables
Version� that's easy
To comprehend�
But this kind of thievery�
When there's no real need

It's the excitement that
Turns the thief on

Executing the perfect Plan


I'm so excited

My heart has pounded
Throughout the day
I find my palms moist
Tonight I'm meeting
My new Intimate Friend


My Plan is perfect

I've told my Other
I'll be gone overnight�
But my new Friend
And I will be dancing
Together� touching
Through our fabrics
Dining in the soft glow
Of candlelight
Afterwards we will slowly
Discard our day shields�
And the juices of passion
Will gush and flow

I'm so excited�
So is my new Friend


My new Friend and I
Have discussed all this
Before� I loved the
Conversations�
Subject's not thought
About in years�
Dreams forgotten so
Long long ago�

It was so exciting

I've been candid with
My new Friend
Explained The Other
Our life together
Pleasant� loving
Calm� predictable
That I had no interest
In leaving� to hurt
To disrupt� to pain


My Friend understood
Didn't matter they said
Discretion's the word�
They were interested
In me�
I excited them
My
spirit� my mind
My
body� they made
Me feel nice - important

I was so excited
It was the perfect Plan

Throughout the day
I've also thought about
My homecoming�
Would I look different
Act different�
I know I'll feel different

They were the same
Questions I had when
I '
Did It' the first time so
Many years ago�

Then no one knew
Except me� and no
One acted differently
I can repeat the same
Thespian performance


I will embrace The Other
Say I'm glad to be home
That I missed them
I will have missed them
My glow will last for weeks
I will be supercharged
Again� more loving

I wonder if thievery
Is like gambling�

Can it be addictive
Will the lure return
I hope so

My new friend and I
Will concoct more
Perfect Plans


I will have two loves
One calm and pleasant
One exciting and pleasant
Two minds and spirits
Two bodies to immerse in
Life will be grand�

Everyone should live
This way

But I also remember
Dostoyevsky� the
Internal haunting�
Will
guilt gnaw my soul
Will I one day forget my
Script� my stage marks

I wonder if my Other
Has the
same feelings
I wonder if my Other
Could have a Friend


After all my Other and I
Had met in the theater�
Could their eyes hold
The same secret�
Could they also be a thief

My mind reaches to see 
The Other immersed in
The body of Another�
To see the juices of
Their passion flowing�
The deceit would
Make me angry� hurt


But the vision makes me
Excited� maybe that's
Why The Other seems so
Euphoric from time to time

I like it when they're
Like that


I'm getting very
Very confused


What if my Other and I
Both had other Friends
And neither of us were
Thieves�


Would the excitement be
Maintained� or is thievery
Needed for our desire's
Chemicals�

What an interesting question
I've never thought about it
Before� but now I have to
Go pack my overnight bag�
I'm so excited
Thievery
I
t's Fun When the Plan
Is Perfect�
Or Is it
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   Excerpted with permisson from:

 
The Little Red Book of Drivel
          Soul Rot and Other Forms of
          Insane Relationships In the
          3rd Millennium

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