Llama Glama (2-2) 12 - Jordan (5), Josh (3), Bossman (2), James (1), Taylor (1), Neil (0), Peter (0); Goalie - Ezra
Han Solo Experience (2-2) 10 - Matthew C. (3), Robbie (3), Maciej (2), Tommy (1), Patrick (1); Goalie - Jacob
Played at - Gareena, home of the leafy corners.
Offensive Player of the Game - Matthew C.; dominating, even in the dark.
Defensive Player of the Game - Peter; safety zone in the back.
Best Shotblock/Save - Matt, taking a shot off the ankle and crying, "It hurts so much."
Best Goal - Maciej, splitting three Llama defenders before switching to his backhand and tapping it past a diving Ezra.
Best Goalkeeper - Ezra. Although he was shaky at best, his saves near the end were clinical.
Best Deke - Matt, unhooking everything but the bra on Neil with a sick under the stick move.
Best Pass - Jordan, firing a wicked wrister across the crease to a streakin' Taylor, who failed to tap that bastard home.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Tommy, being all but set up with a date for the prom, missed an open netted backhander.
Biggest 'Neil' - Josh, doing his best Jens Lehmann clone impression with a wrister over the fence.
Best Fashion Sense - Peter; didn't try to force his fashion on anyone.
Worst Fashion Sense - Jacob; shorts are so 1993, guy.
James' 'Bogus' Moment - The turnout. Everyone but the village idiot (although a case could be made for Jacob, what with his SW knowledge) showed up. Just when you thought the teams were set, bam, here comes another player. Ridiculous, dot net.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Jordan - 7; Slowed the game down every chance he got.
Neil - 7; Cleared it out of danger.
Bossman - 6.5; Invisible on all but a few plays.
Taylor - 6; Floats like a butterfly, but the bee sting ain't there.
Peter - 8; A rock in his own crease.
James - 8; Gave a solid effort on the forecheck.
Josh - 6; Was given no space to operate.
Ezra - 7.5; Early rebounds led to early goals.
Patrick - 7.5; Flashes here and there.
Matthew C. - 8.5; Frustrated by teammates lack of finishing.
Tommy - 7; Did his job relatively well.
Maciej - 6; Should be renamed Giveaway Gill.
Robbie - 7; A ferris wheel performance; first up, then down.
Jacob - 7; At fault for a few goals, but made some tremendous saves down the stretch.