Teams: Robbie, Maciej, Matthew C., Luke, James, Taylor and Alex Jarzy vs. Jordan D. (QB), Jordan T., Josh, Patrick, Cole and Thomas.
Score - a 6-5 victor for the reds.
In arguably the worst game ever played in the FFL, the reds squeaked out a narrow victory over their blue rivals Tuesday night.
Despite a great turnout, the game was marred with stoppages, dropped catches and general poor play.
The game started off promisingly, with both sides fighting to a 3-3 tie, thanks to a snag by Maciej C. in the endzone.
However, an "injury" to Jordan D. and several stupid plays by the likes of Thomas, Luke, Jordan T. and Robbie caused the game to spiral into a pile of shit.
"I don't know what I just played," Maciej C. said after the game. "This can't possibly be classified as a game. We played for like 40 minutes. What the fuck kind of game was that?"
On the plus side...
you know what, fuck it, there was no plus side. What a bogus waste of time.
Oh and Neil, thanks for coming again buddy. Another bike need fixing?
Bogus moment - How could such a great turnout result in such a pile of shit?
Offensive P.O.G - James - he caught the ball the most.
Defensive P.O.G - Alex Jarzy - can't question his hustle.
Spec Teams P.O.G - Josh - got up the field.
Ratings
Robbie - 4; He's far from the Robbie of old faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from it.
Maciej - 6; Early injuries including a fucked up knee, but he soldiered on.
Patrick - 6; If anyone was going to get a good mark in this game, it was him. Too bad.
Alex Jarzy. - 6; Good defensively, and used his speed well. Dropped too many passes.
Matthew C. - 5.5; During the game, he'd stare at the basketball net and dream.
Jordan D. - 4.5; Struggled mightily after banging his head into Robbie's rippling pecs.
Taylor - 4; Snapped the ball but not much else.
Thomas - 4; Absolute garbage.
Cole - 4.5; His garbage smelled a bit better.
Luke - 5; Came in and roared some encouragement.
Josh - 5; Ran like, to quote Jacob, "a little pig." Draw your own conclusions.
Jordan T. - 5.5; He was terrible on special teams, but he made some Tingle-like catches.
James - 6; He wore the new power sunglasses, but still looked way off the pace.
