Participants - Tommy, Maciej, Robbie, Patrick, Neil, Peter, Alex D., Moyra and Chloe.
Offensive Player of the Game - Tommy; Fired in 20 plus goals.
Defensive Player of the Game - Peter; Once again, got body in the way.
Played at: Fareena.
Notable Absentees - James, Jacob, Graham, Matthew Couto, David.
Best Shotblock/Save - Alex D., a stick save at the near post.
Best Goal - Tommy, set up by Maciej. In a pattern that would continue throughout the day, Maciej flew past two defenders, holding the ball aloft on his backhand, before firing it over to a way too open Tommy. He did nae a thing but score. Nae a thing.
Best Goalkeeper - Alex D., though Peter showed promise.
Best Deke - Pat's workmanlike deking/kicking past three defenders. It may not have been pretty, but damn was it effective.
Best Pass - Maciej to Rob, who picked the pass up and missed yet another shot.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Alex D., sky highing a shot from right in front of the net. When I mean sky high, I mean that literally. He took the ball, and shot it straight up. Not in a diagonal way, yet straight fookin' up. Yikes.
Biggest 'Jacob' - Peter. He pulled at least 30 Jacobs, always by coming from behind his net and clearing it out of the rink.
Best Fashion Sense - Maciej; Chicago 'Hawks jersey makes the cake.
Worst Fashion Sense - Neil; Took the hat off and lost almost all his jazz.
Bogus Moment - Although Alex D's losing of his shoe was gold, Tommy's wierd falls were a sight to behold. Indeed.
Notable Watchers - Dumb and Dumber -- you figure out who is who.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Peter - 7; Got the ball in the corners and fired it out. Dot com.
Tommy - 10; When you score as much as he did, it's legendary.
Robbie - 5.5; Terrible in front of the net.
Neil - 7.5; Played well in destruction, but passing was off.
Patrick - 7; Got forward a lot, with mixed effectiveness.
Alex D. - 6.5; Had a good diagonal run here and there.
Maciej - 6.5; Did his jobar well, but lacked the usual flair.
Chloe - 5.5; Not entirely useless.
Moyra - 4; Enough said.