Teams: Matthew S., James, Tommy, Neil and Maciej vs. Robbie, Peter, Dylan, Patrick and Corenton.
Score: a 12-11 squeaker for Matt's purps.
Game Rating (out of 10): 10 - bogus moments galore
Notable absentees: Jordan (making pasta), Josh, Matthew C., Jacob (sick), Graham.
Offensive Player of the Game: Neil - Confident start, excellent finish.
Defensive Player of the Game: Matthew S. - Kept his man in front of him.
Special Teams Player of the Game: Peter. And to no one's surprise...
Pitch and Weather: Nice weather, chilly but not enough to make your balls freeze in only seconds of standing. Nonetheless, the climate, she is a changing. On top of it all, the game became 'handoff heaven' after about 7 pm., when it became darker than a whale's vagina.
Summary: In what could only be called the 'bogus' game of the season, the purps squeezed the snot out of the greens in a 12-11 victory. The winning squad a nice performance out of their lanky photographer Neil, who grunted and honked his way to several touchdowns. On the losing side, the greens were led by a resurgent Corenton, who was stopped only by the invention of the Corenton line defence, which worked wonders on the kickoff return. The game was ended due ot darkness - no one even saw Peter rumble in on the kickoff.
Bogus Moment of the Day - Take your pick:
- the football getting stuck in the tree
- a brick getting stuck in a tree
- a second football getting stuck in a tree
- the invention and implementation of the effective Corenton line defence
- the darkness and the hilarity that ensued
- Tommy's massive hand of Tom in the game ending photograph
- Maciej standing with the ball whilst opponents chased the wrong people.
Player Ratings (out of 10, 4 being the lowest):
Robbie - 8; Put up a much better effort. Passes mostly found their mark.
Maciej - 8; Did enough to get his team the win.
Patrick - 7.5; An off day but his standards, but not bad nonetheless.
Neil - 8.5; Kept running those mach 12 patterns.
Peter - 8.5; Still maintaining a very high level of play.
Tommy - 7; Flew under the radar, like a bird with wings of wax.
James - 7.5; Defensively kept the C-line going; offensively kept em rockin' in the free world.
Matthew S. - 8.5; Caught the ball, even in pitch black conditions.
Correnton - 8; Came on and did his thing.
Dylan - 7; Stretched the defenders away from his teammates.
