Score: A 7-7 tie between Graham's pervescent purples and Rob's yellows.
Game Rating (out of 10): 10 - A lot of fun on a slippery, snowy surface.
Notable absentees: James, Jacob, Danielle, Owen, both Matts, Dylan.
Offensive Player of the Game: Johnny. 4 receiving touchdowns.
Defensive Player of the Game: Patrick. Tough coverage on Tom.
Special Teams Player of the Game: Johnny. 2 kickoff TDs.
Pitch and Weather: A lot of snow at Fern Avenue Public. The surface itself was slipperier than anything imagineable up to this point in the season. However bad the traction was, the weather was pleasantly cool.
Summary: Graham's pervescent purples and Rob's yickin'ful yellows fought to a 7-7 tie on Friday night. The game, starting a bit later much to the displeasure of one Tommy, was probably one of the most entertaining ones of the season. The purples took an early lead, thanks to Johnny's immaculate kickoff runs and sweet lookin' touchdown grabs. However, Rob's yellows began to chip away at the score, thanks to an effective Moyra (not a misprint), dilligent Patrick, and tough Alex D. In the end, the game was brough to an end when Maciej, looking like he was nowhere but on the field, let Patrick catch the easiest touchdown ever. Before that, Maciej yelled incoherent mumbles at Tommy about slants and set backs, Patrick tied his shoe lace thirty times, Robbie burned Moyra with a super diss, and Graham resembled much of one Lenward.
Bogus Moment of the Day - Maciej's brilliant decision to meet his head with Patrick's oncoming knee.
Player Ratings (out of 10, 4 being the lowest):
Robbie - 8; Threw a lot of times way off the mark, but can't really argue with 7 passing TDs. Was in much disagreement with Moyra about chimney sweeps being confined to only that of Mary Poppins movies.
Moyra - 7; Played good. Surprised the shit out of pretty much everyone.
Patrick - 8; Is a very streaky player, as his disappearances from the game are quite noticeable at times. Had 3 mahoneys, but countered them with 3 great touchdowns, taking him past the not present James into first in FFL scoring.
Maciej - 5; "Tommy, hit back on the slant and set back. Come on, set fuckin' back, and look for a slant. Johnny, turn right on the snap and do a button hook, quick left. Left, quick slant on three. Graham, um, look busy."
Alex D. - 7.5; Is an infamous stealer of hats. Today the victim was Johnny/Graham's hat, the one that was of much expensiveness (6 dollars at Walmart, so reported). 2 touchdowns, but was burned by John on defence.
Graham - 6; Gotta give the guy marks for effort. Wasn't poor on defence or special teams, but 7 mahoneys in one game really stands out. He was hitting Lenny territory today.
Tommy - 7; Had another great TD run, but had a few mahoneys. Complained a lot about the game starting at 5 pm. Said it was bogus. Kicked snow in the face of Patrick. Looks like a hob goblin of sorts.
Johnny - 9; Great offence, but his defence was not there. And that's being kind. Nevertheless, 6 touchdowns in total is nothing to shake your wet underwear at. Not that you should shake your wet underwear for that matter.
