Participants - Peter, Maciej, Patrick, Robbie, Neil, Jordan and Tommy.
Offensive Player of the Game - Patrick; got forward.
Defensive Player of the Game - Neil; beast along the boards.
Played at: Gareena
Notable Absentees - Alex, Matthew C., James.
Best Shotblock/Save - Highway robbery by Maciej on Patrick. Pat, faked to his right, got Mac to go down into his butterfly, having seemingly the entire net to shoot at. Nay son nay, for Maciej managed to whip his glove around his head and stone the famous Bellringer from Notre Dame.
Best Goal - Jordan, stopping a bullet pass from Peter. Waiting a century for Mac, who was completely lost, to go down. And then he fired it in. Seriously, he had ages to fire that baby in.
Best Goalkeeper - Maciej edging Jordan, who played a bit too deep in his net. Mac liked to challenge the shooters more, with mixed effects.
Best Deke - Maciej on Neil, and then Peter. Sidestepped a nasty hit from the latter, before losing control in front of the net.
Best Pass - Robbie, cross crease to a wide open Jordan who fired it over the net.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Pat's first shot was a nasty Robbie. Had the wide open net, and put it way wide of the far left post.
Biggest 'Jacob' - Neil, digging the ball out from his own corner, backhanding under the fence and into the driveway. WTF!!
Best Fashion Sense - Peter; vest both keeps warm and warms the keep.
Worst Fashion Sense - Robbie; who wears pants anymore? Seriously.
The James Moment - The showing up time. When someone says 4:45, you show up at 4:45. Not 4:59. Or 5:01. In any case, it was between those two minutes that nearly everyone showed up. I guess everyone had to feed their pet pigs the ointment from the barn. Damn pigs, always one step ahead!
Convo of the Day -
Maciej - (after Robbie misses another chance) Seriously, enough!
Robbie - What?
Maciej - Why are you so goddamn Mickey Mouse? What kind of league did you play in?
Robbie - I was like 9. It was Swansea, one year.
Maciej - Swansea league for retards?
(Neil lets out a belp. Patrick turns to kelp.)
Notable Watchers - basketball players, guy with dog, guy with kid, two people coming out of Garden, some Asian girl.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Tommy - 4; One of the worst games ever played. By anyone.
Jordan - 7; Offensive threat.
Patrick - 9; Classy stickhandling.
Neil - 9; Took some initiative on offence.
Maciej - 6; Goals against average continues to rise.
Robbie - 4.5; One good pass the entire game. Fucking hooray.
Peter - 7; Threw his body around.