Participants - Maciej, Tommy, James, Neil, Alex and Patrick.
Offensive Player of the Game - James; wicked shot.
Defensive Player of the Game - Neil; hard to get by.
Played at: Gareena
Notable Absentees - Robbie, Peter, Jordan, Matthew C.
Best Shotblock/Save - Patrick getting his stick in front of a Tommy tapper. Last second highway robbery!
Best Goal - James stealing the ball from Alex, feeding Patrick for a one timer that went topshelf.
Best Goalkeeper - Nay knight between poles of metallic fiber.
Best Deke - Alex, a one handed between the legs, backwards move that had Neil in a tizz and three quarters.
Best Pass - Neil, between two defenders right onto the tape of an awaiting James. The porpoise one made no mistake.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Alex, who after making a sweet deke on Neil (not the one aforementioned) fired it across the net ugly-lily wide. Don't know if ugly-lily is a word, but by Jove, it is now.
Biggest 'Jacob' - Neil knocking the ball away from Maciej, and having to run for it towards the grass fields of Garded Yen.
Best Fashion Sense - Alex; took the famous sweatshirt off. Nice!
Worst Fashion Sense - Neil; got too warm, so went down to an ugly ass tee.
The James Moment - The trash talking. Words like, "pig fucker," and "Neil, you are such ridiculous garbage," or "Leafy, move for the fuckin' ball," or "Patrick fucking reach!", or just plain, "I hate you you fag," abounded in this game. Made for a fun, if not entirely hostile, enviro at the Gareena.
Convo of the Day -
James - Yeah, that's five goals!
Tommy - Wooo!
Maciej - Wow, nice pass Tom. Hey James, Tom got you another assist. He's offering the tit, and you are doing the sucking.
James - ....hey! Shutup asshole
(Pat enjoys french dressing on salad whilst Neil quanks a froo)
Notable Watchers - Dimigar, some other guys on bikes, a few in the bball court.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Tommy - 8; Poached his regular share.
James - 9; Offensive threat, despite long layoff from FHL.
Patrick - 8; Lots of heart, but lacks finishing.
Neil - 8; Did what had to be done.
Maciej - 6.5; A few jobar moments.
Alex - 8; Solid two way game.