Participants - Jordan, Taylor, Neil, Patrick and Peter vs. Matthew C., Tommy, Maciej and Dylan.
Offensive Player of the Game - Matthew C; flashes of clashes.
Defensive Player of the Game - Peter; timely poking.
Notable Absentees - Robbie, Alex, James, Josh, Ben.
Best Shotblock/Save - Maciej, wiring a glove hand to deny a slow roller from a fishing Taylor.
Best Goal - Matt, finding room between glove and post, pickpointing like a fish on bison county. No chance for the Italian.
Best Goalkeeper - Maciej, outdueling Jordan. Used a pokecheck and Professor Butterfly that shocked thousands out of their lunch money.
Best Deke - Patrick on Dylan, although the latter looked pylon-ish.
Best Pass - Matthew, one handed beast to a streakin' Dylan.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Taylor, picking up a looser and hittin' a poster.
Biggest 'Jacob' - None. Neil stood on the right side of the rink this game.
Best Fashion Sense - Maciej; found the 'Hawks jersey at last!
Worst Fashion Sense - Jordan; his last name is homo-genized.
The James Moment - Tommy leaving at 7:45 so as to avoid taking James' pads back. Now that is Corporal laziness.
Convo of the Day -
Matt - Did you see that pass?
Jordan - That was lucky.
Matt - So was your mom last night.
Tommy - Cheese please?
Notable Watchers - 5 kids, Curtis, Paul Robinson with girlfriend, guy with bike and blue shirt, guy with moustache, janitor who danced and pranced.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Jordan - 7.5; The Superintendent of Standup goaltending.
Patrick - 8; Passed to and fro, but benched like a boobcast.
Maciej - 9.5; Captain industry = Bob the baker.
Tommy - 5; Should be introduced to a milk station.
Matthew C. - 9; Continues to shine like a polished shoe.
Taylor - 6.5; Moments in the sun, seasons in the fall.
Neil - 8; Where's the aunt? Huh, yeah, there she is, oh yeah.
Dylan - 8; Stood on his own, and on his own...you guessed it...he stood.
Peter - 8; Can anybody say woah? Probably anyone with lips.