Participants - Jacob, Patrick, Maciej, Graham, Tommy and James.
Offensive Player of the Game - Graham; Before leaving to join the circus, Graham fired in 10 goals in about 20 minutes of game time. Spectacular.
Defensive Player of the Game - Patrick; Dug the ball out more often then not. Got his stick in the way.
Played at: Fareena.
Best Shotblock - Maciej, consecutive lazy defense whacks with the sticks that were surprisingly successful. The first, Tommy faked Mac out but Maciej swung his stick backwards, stopping the shot from going in. The second block resulted on Tommy's tap in attempt right after, to which Maciej replied with a ridiculous kick save.
Best Goal - James, tappin' in a pass from Maciej. Fought off Patrick for the goal, and managed to roof it in the process. Great hand eye coordination.
Best Goalkeeper - Maciej, showing his Felix Potvin ways on a penalty shot. Wasn't very effective as the ball trickled in, but the effort deserved a sack and a half.
Best Deke - Patrick, fighting off James and Tommy before delivering a pass that Maciej could not handle cleanly. Managed to backhand the ball away from the aforementioned goons very skillfully.
Best Pass - James, who got a pass from Maciej and played the give and go beautifully, sending Maciej on a breakway. The pass went in between two defenders, effectively splitting them like hohny virgins.
Biggest Whiff - Maciej pulling the fattest Robbie on the aforementioned play. As James sent him in, Maciej fired a one timer low but way wide of the net.
Best Fashion Sense - Graham, Avril Lavigne tie and all.
Worst Fashion Sense - Patrick, brown is not your color man.
Bogus Moment - Jacob's transformation to "greasey man." You had to be there to see it, but that goes without saying.
Notable Watchers - Some kids, some ballplayers, Kyle.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Tommy - 8; Put in the effort and was rewarded with some garbage goals.
Maciej - 7; Had a few good Kaberle runs here and there. Mobar.
Patrick - 8.5; Decision making excellent, deking getting better.
Jacob - 8; Once he builds up more skill, he'll be "freakin' danger."
Graham - 8; Did his goal scoring duty before running away to join the circus.
James - 8; Shot was deadly, good passing. Enjoys porno, fears history.