Participants - Maciej, Patrick, Ben and Tommy vs. Jordan, Taylor, Neil, and Matthew C.
Offensive Player of the Game - Maciej; dancing amongst stars.
Defensive Player of the Game - Maciej; kept on stealin'.
Notable Absentees - Peter, Robbie, Alex, Josh, James.
Best Shotblock/Save - Matt, robbing Maciej, who fired a lazy backhand, expecting goal, much to his shagrin.
Best Goal - Patrick, coming on the left wing, deking around Jordan and firing a ridiculous bullet top shelf on Matt.
Best Goalkeeper - Matt, outdueling Ben.; closed the door after early onslaught.
Best Deke - Maciej; "see you later Tommy/Taylor/Jordan/Neil."
Best Pass - Maciej, a no look pass to a streaking Pat, who was robbed.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Taylor, missing on a perfect Jordan cross-crease pass.
Biggest 'Jacob' - Maciej, with Neil's stick, behind the fence, into crazy town.
Best Fashion Sense - Taylor; nothing matters but the weekend.
Worst Fashion Sense - Neil; switching to glide.
The James Moment - Maciej falling down on his own. Congratulations.
Convo of the Day -
Neil - I'll be there in 4 minutes.
(40 minutes later)
Jordan - He's late.
Notable Watchers - 3 gangsters, woman who shouted things, old woman on bench, kid who wanted to play soccer, dad who said no, bball players.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Jordan - 7; Gave it up like a cheap hooker.
Patrick - 9; Becoming offensively potent.
Maciej - 10; A planet above.
Tommy - 6; Floated like Sundin in a meatball stew.
Matthew C. - 10; Shutdown mode.
Taylor - 5.5; Jordo's protege looked bad.
Neil - 7; Hacked as per usual.
Ben - 6; Didn't get a lot of help.