Participants - James, Patrick, Jordan, Josh and Peter vs. Matthew C., Neil, Tommy, Ben and Maciej.
Played at - Gareena.
Offensive Player of the Game - Maciej; fired a solid number.
Defensive Player of the Game - Neil; when will people learn?
Notable Absentees - Robbie, Jacob - both losers with stupid excuses.
Best Shotblock/Save - Matthew C. stack pad by the side of the net, robbing Jordan and then Josh of sure tappers!
Best Goal - Ben firing a shot off Peter and into the net. The bank is open on Friday nights!
Best Goalkeeper - Matthew C., making the clutch save when it mattered. Outdueled counterpart James.
Best Deke - Patrick, head faking Maciej and going onto his backhand, leaving the U of T post-graduate mo'fo in the dust.
Best Pass - Peter, firing a rink wide wincher onto the stick of an awaiting Josh.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Josh, taking a wrister that went uglily wide, and uglily high. Should've buried it in the top corner, but failed. Like Robbie.
Biggest 'Jacob' - Neil, backhanding behind the net to Maciej...or so he believed. Instead, he fired it into the playground area. To his credit, he went into Mach 12 mode and got it before the opponents did.
Best Fashion Sense - James; wore jock over pantaloons.
Worst Fashion Sense - Jordan; who wears red shorts? Santa in July?
The James Moment - The Ben goal on Peter. Peter still doesn't know how that one went in. I can offer an explanation: the bank must have been open.
Convo of the Day -
James - Matt, ready?
Matt - Let's rock!
(both dance incredibly....or so they are led to believe)
Tommy - Such immaturity.
Neil - Quank indeed.
Notable Watchers - passersby, gangsta with family, some girl in yellow jacket, basketball duo, kid on bike, Pops in porsche.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Peter - 7; Adventures in his own zone.
Patrick - 7.5; Great early start, but faded like a pink in lozenge.
Maciej - 8; So much better than Patrick forever and always.
Tommy - 8; Stood in that circle, and scored.
Jordan - 7; If he ever passed, he'd be someone else.
Josh - 8; Forechecked like Domi on crack.
Ben - 8; Good point man. Did what had to be done.
Matthew C. - 8; Moments of Brodeur, Moments of Raycroft.
James - 8; Made some great saves, but faded like a pink in lozenge.
Neil - 10; You can't get past Neil. Deal with it. Ohhhh NEIL!