Participants -
Players - Maciej, Jordan, James, Taylor
Goalies - James
Played at - Gareena, home of the slushy corners.
Offensive Player of the Game - James - soft hands. Like an angel.
Defensive Player of the Game - Maciej - got in the way.
Best Shotblock/Save - Patrick, throwing himself full bodied to deny the hell out of a blistering top corner effort. This effort was followed by a loud "fuck" from the forward who shot it. You've got 4 chances to guess who it was.
Best Goal - Jordan, outwaiting a starfishing Pat in net and roofing it.
Best Goalkeeper - Patrick. Who knew he was this good? Excellent goalkeeper.
Best Deke - Jordan, around on Maciej, and that's an accomplishment and three quarters.
Best Pass - James, dumping it into the crease on a no look backhand.
Biggest 'Robbie' - Taylor, flying across to swipe at a crease bound ball, but he forgot one key ingredient; hitting stick to ball.
Biggest 'Neil' - None. Neil wasn't here.
Best Fashion Sense - James - same jacket since 1981.
Worst Fashion Sense - Jordan - obviously shops in the dark.
The James Moment - Pat's energetic goaltender. He makes it look good.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Jordan - 9; Fought hard to keep his team in it.
Patrick - 9.5; Fantastic for the most part.
Maciej - 8; He took over at the start, but faded.
Taylor - 8; Struggled with his shot, but forecheck was good.
James - 9; "Moisturizers use my hands as a key ingredient"