Participants - Matthew C., Jordan, Peter, Ben and Josh vs. Maciej, Patrick, Neil, Tommy and James.
Played at - Fareena
Offensive Player of the Game - Maciej; wrister was going like a gong.
Defensive Player of the Game - Ben; positioned himself well.
Notable Absentees - Robbie, Alex, Ezra, Jacob.
Best Shotblock/Save - James stoning Josh. Jordan fired a perfect cross crease pass to a streaking Josh, who fired a one timer low and hard. James stuck out the left pad and absolutely denied him the bakery shop.
Best Goal - Neil, a snap shot top shelf past the blocker of Matt C. Wow!
Best Goalkeeper - James, outdueling Matthew and then Maciej. Despite letting in one or two softies, James used the butterfly to his advantage.
Best Deke - Jordan on Maciej, between the legs, around town. Maciej was heard saying, "Ouch, my gentle pride."
Best Pass - Patrick, coming from behind his own net and firing a beautiful pass along the boards to a rushing Maciej, who tapped it ahead and found himself all alone. He faked to his backhand and missed, but what a breakaway pass!
Biggest 'Robbie' - Ben Skywalker, firing a shot way too high over James.
Biggest 'Jacob' - see best 'Robbie.'
Best Fashion Sense - James, wearing Mac's jersey quite nicely.
Worst Fashion Sense - Jordan, who looked dirty in his doo' rag.
The James Moment - Maciej attacking Patrick, after the bushy haired one tried to probe the fallen goaltender with his stick.
Convo of the Day -
Jordan - I don't like this, my helmet is all sweaty.
Maciej - Merry Christmas.
Notable Watchers - guy with kids and sticks, guy with dog, gangsters, Sayanth and other greasey bastards.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Jordan - 9; Knows how to score from anywhere.
Peter - 8.5; Took a lickin' and kept on tickin'.
Josh - 7.5; Floated after a good start.
Patrick - 8; Nice breakaway pass. Good decision making.
Maciej - 7.5; Good out, in net a snout.
Tommy - 7; Dragged drywall around all day. Fired in a few.
Neil - 7.5; Bang or bust on his shot.
Ben - 9; Clogged up the middle of the rink.
James - 9; Great stuff from Jigglied Puff.
Matthew C. - 8.5; Made it look good, and that is serious tits.