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Teams: Maciej, Peter, Taylor and Patrick vs. Jordan, Robbie and Luke. Score - 10-7 in favor of Mac's maroons.
Mac's maroons destroyed Jordan's greens on an Easter Monday football game. "Oh man, we brap," Peter B. said. "We brap like the house is on fire." The game started off on an unfair advantage for the maroon squad. The greens put a lot of their easter eggs in the basket of one Neil H., who failed to show up. "The guy always says he's 100 percent," green team captain Jordan D. said. "And he's always letting us down, the fag." The maroons jumped out to an early lead, with Peter and Patrick scoring on a variety of plays. The greens tried to fight back, with valiant efforts going to Jordan, who was the major scoring option for the losing side on the day. Near the end of the game, a number of CFL (Crappy Football League) players joined around the side of the field and patiently waited their turn. Much to their displeasure however, the true FFL players refused to leave. "Ma Turf," Patrick C. said, pointing at his chest. The CFL players, led by FFL castaway Matt S., left in disgust. "A successful mission," FFL league commissioner Maciej C. said after the game. "Only the FFL plays on Fareena's field." Added Robbie, QB and brother of FFL deserter Matt S: "I think he's adopted"
Bogus moment - Neil.
Offensive P.O.G - Patrick - continues to climb the leaderboard. 4 TDs. Defensive P.O.G - Peter - blasted through whatever was offered. 4 sacks. Spec Teams P.O.G - Peter - he's all but locked up league MVP.
Ratings Robbie - 8; Valiant effort in a losing cause. Scrambled with ease, but arm was off. Jordan D. - 8; Good as per usual. Strong runs on the ground. Maciej - 8; Threw well on the run, and got excellent support. Patrick - 8; Strong game on the offensive end. Peter - 9.5; Continues to dominate. Luke - 8; A very solid contribution in the offensive line. Taylor - 7; Blew hot and cold all game long. Some nice plays. |
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