Participants - Jordan, Robbie and Ezra vs. Patrick, Luke, Dylan vs. Tommy, Peter, and Neil. Goaltenders: James and Maciej.
Played at - Fareena
Offensive Player of the Game - Peter; turned d into o.
Defensive Player of the Game - Peter; clean sweep, dot net.
Notable Absentees - Alex, Josh, Matthew C., Jacob.
Best Shotblock/Save - Maciej, using the knob of his stick to save a Jordan wrister from point blank.
Best Goal - Jordan, picking up a ball and worming past three defenders before undressing a hapless James with a sweet deke.
Best Goalkeeper - James, who made fewer wonder saves than Maciej, but his saves were both timely and available for purchase at a drug store.
Best Deke - See best goal.
Best Pass - Jordan, in between the goaltender and the post, across the crease. Ezra couldn't stab it home.
Biggest 'Robbie' - See above.
Biggest 'Jacob' - Any number of Neil's wayward shots. Ugly.
Best Fashion Sense - Dylan; not snobby, not homely.
Worst Fashion Sense - James; pants, in March? Get a patio, asshole.
The James Moment - Jordan's team awaiting their turn to play. Hahahahaha!
Convo of the Day -
Jordan - (after banking a shot in off Maciej) Guess the bank was open?
Maciej - Nah man, just the insta-teller.
Notable Watchers - Some person with dog, a bunch of gangsters (a gaggle, or three if you prefer), Jordan's team.
Ratings (4 lowest, 10 highest) -
Robbie - 6; Needs to learn how to score on a goalie.
Peter - 10; Splinter and all, (hockey) game of his life.
Neil - 7.5; Defended well as per usual.
Patrick - 8; Gave it his all on a pretty mediocre squad.
Maciej - 8.5; Stupendous saves, kept saying the bank was closed.
Tommy - 6; Same thing as Robbie.
Dylan - 7; Flashes of class.
Luke - 5; Have a good cake run there ol' chap.
James - 9; Outdueled Mac with a string of kick saves.
Ezra - 7.5; A nice backhander on his last goal.
Jordan - 8; It's like passing is his cryptonite.